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IEATFOODOKAYGUY

87 Beverly Hills, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 49–95
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 7″ (2.31m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Latin (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. my hobbies include running headfirst into urinals until i pass out and i also enjoy needlepoint. i am into transcendental meditation and setting buildings on fire.

I am a pirate, gatorade, and itchy
What I’m doing with my life
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currently attending collage but im thinkin of dropping out they just don't "get" me FUKK THE MAN AND FUKK U AMERIKA
I’m really good at
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softball baseball basketball soccerball hockeyball tennisball ballball ballthestarsforeverball and BALLIN LIKE A BALLERL OL IN MAH URR FORCE ONES.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my unquenchable thirst for piss
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"LET'S GET IT UP" AND "GO ZONE" BY AC/DC THOSE ARE THE ONLY SONGS I EVER LISTEN TO EVER I WILL NOT LISTEN TO OTHER MUSIC AND IF YOU PLAY OTHER MUSIC AROUND ME I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU STOP IT. My favorite movies include "Good Will Hunting" and "Finding Nemo". I am a vegetarian. Please be senseteve end dent meke fen ef me. OOPS LOLLERSKATEZ
The six things I could never do without
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"GO ZONE" BY AC/DC "LET'S GET IT UP" BY AC/DC AC/DC GREATEST HITS CD-R INCLUDING "LET'S GET IT UP" AND "GO ZONE" AND SOMEO HTHER SONGS IDON'T LISTEN TO AC/DC POSTER AUTOGRAPHED BY ANUS YOUNG AND MALCOM YOUNG MALCOLM YOUNG ELECTRIC GUITAR WORTH 20 BILLION DOLLARS HALF EATEN POPTART BY ANGUS YOUNG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i don't evne know fucking hebrew. i only know like two languages, spanish and another one. but i dont know hebrew.

lets just say that i don't hate jews but if a jew ever tries to talk to me or be in the same room or city as me or tries to do something stupid like breathe or exist I'll place a brick on his or her arm when they sit down in a chair with arm rests. the brick will sit awkwardly on their arm and theyll wonder what in the fuck im doing and then the brick will fall off of their arm and theyll be like what the fuck are you doing guy. anyways, i dont even remember what im filling out. where am I? laser grass
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
LISTENING TO "GO ZONE" AND "LET'S GET IT UP" BY AC/DC AS WELL AS UNOFFICIAL BOOTLEG DEMOS AND LIVE VERSIONS OF THE SMASH HIT ROCK SONGS "GO ZONE" AND "LET'S GET IT UP" BY ACCA DACCA
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i drank a beer once..... it was weird
You should message me if
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you have difficulty breathing or swallowing.