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I work with messed up kids. I like the SciFi channel and Comedy Central. I enjoy nature, but prefer the comforts of living in a large city with AC in every room. I am much more likely to go adventuring outside when it is cold out. Love Texas, but the heat is something to be feared.

In my spare time, I hang out with friends, play RPGs with friends or computer games by myself, read, or go to the movies. I enjoy eating out and dining in. I will cook, but don't claim to be a gourmet.

I am saving to go back to school and get my psychology degree, so I can get a better job in my current field. I have considered moving to Austin, TX because it rocks. I am also dating Tabun04

I recently legally became a secular wedding officiant. I can marry people. I can also marry ketchup. I can't marry gays because they can't get their license because Texas is that way. I went through the trouble of getting this ability because I am going to be the officiant at my best friend's wedding. He didn't want a best man, which is a far easier job, no...

I would like to write a book. I have book ideas in my head. The thought of sitting and writing though makes me willing to do laundry or exercise as ways to stall such activity. My arms are getting stronger and my laundry basket is never overflowing. This desire to write a book is good for me for the wrong reasons.

I am still a member of a cult called the Raelian Movement because it amuses me greatly. They are awesome folk who rewrote the bible replacing God with aliens. So aliens created life on Earth and so on. They did it though cloning. The Raelian Movement is very fascinated with cloning and convinced that human advances in that field are why the aliens are coming back. We have an embassy for them to meet us in when they get here. They also no longer accept pedophiles. Seriously, they felt the need to put a special message to pedophiles on their home page. http://www.rael.org/ I should probably mention at this point that I don't take them seriously, except for the part where they don't like pedophiles because I think that is something we can all agree on.

Smiling while eating food I would never desire to eat. I do that at work constantly, as I eat with the kids there. Can't expect them to eat the crap the center serves if I can't do it too.

I am also good at debating. I like to think that I am good at writing. I suck at drawing, but I am decent at editing my drawings with paint or photoshop, making them into good drawings. I am fairly good at recalling useless facts about movies and actors. I am handy with tools too.

I am a six foot one white guy with dark blond or light brown (you choose, I get told both) hair and green eyes. Beyond my looks people usually notice that I throw tact aside and say things that I think are funny instead, usually at other people's expense. I am an ass. What can I say? At least I warned you.

I read anything but Romance/Smut novels and watch movies that don't overly involve cowboys or gay cowboys.

I listen to rock and metal and symphony music. No rap or country for me. I don't complain if people are playing music I don't like. I just don't seek those types on my radio. Note that I use a radio. I don't have an Ipod. I am from the backwards land of last century, a Bizarro World if you will.

I like most food, but not so much with the fried fish. Underwater the fish don't stink (that is a reference I expect no one to get). Otherwise, I am not a shy eater. Love buffets.

I do like movies. Like my reading material, I am not big on unrealistic romances. Stuff exploding and people being intellectually snarky gets me to smile.

Beyond the required for living (air, sustenance, shelter) I like having internet access so I can google stuff and talk to people. I prefer access to air conditioning because I may in fact be part polar bear. I do enjoy a beer for everything from casual drinks to a marinade. Three more? A vehicle, affordable gas, and my phone are nice when I want to get around and see other humans.

politics (I was happy when Obama won because McCain is old and Palin is crazy in a kind-of-hot-but-still-very-bad way), extreme religious wackos, cartoon and comic book characters and why it isn't really feasible to become a superhero when one grows up, whether I am actually hungry or just bored, how to become extremely wealthy without having to do anything hard like save money, and what was that fuzzy thing was that my cat just ate? Or I think about preparing for Godzilla attacks and zombies. They're coming. I have canned goods and a shotgun. Get away from my shelter! Except one or two of you hot ladies... You can stay.

Working from 10 at night to 7 AM, or home thinking of things to do to avoid doing laundry or exercising. I work alternating Fridays now with every Saturday off and one Sunday and one Wednesday each month as well. This is what happens when admin makes new schedules for everyone in the company while consulting no one.

I sometimes drink from the carton. I can't taste the difference between margarine and butter. On rare occasions I have eaten toasted mayo and banana sandwiches, which are way better than they may sound. On my right foot, the toe next to my big toe is a little bit longer than my big toe, which makes me wonder which one is really the "big" toe. Is that a deal breaker? I think my cat is cooler than most people. I have a thing for tall women and red-heads, though neither of those qualities are at all a requirement for me. When I watch musicals, I constantly wish that they would stop singing and get on with the plot. I still sometimes say "nifty" despite the term being dated. I have on occasion worked out math algorithms to figure out percentages with out a calculator or long division in order to look overly intellectual my coworkers while doing paperwork.

You think I am funny. I like women that have a sense of humor.

Or if you think I am hot. I like women that are awesome for my ego.

Or if you have time to kill and want someone to make snarky remarks with. I like to mock the world in general and would like to do that with you.

I prize a sense of humor, quick wit, and depth of personality over looks. Of course, if you have those things and happen to be totally hot, that's a cool bonus. If you also happen to have an interest in running around a sorority house in your undies with a chainsaw and a menacing grin, that would be pretty neat too.