Can't put me in a box, but here I am, in box form.

Playing music with my friends. Enjoying the small things like beer and movies. I started a garden in my backyard. The tomatoes are coming in nicely!

pretending I'm good at stuff.

I'm super awesome and wicked smart.

Books: Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Fight Club, anything by DF Wallace, HS Thompson, and Kurt Vonnegut. I like history and crime books as well, fictional or non-fictional.

Music: David Bowie, Type O Negative, Queen, QOTSA, The Beatles, The (early) Rolling Stones, Jack White, Pink Floyd, Beck, T-Rex, Black Sabbath, Lamb of God, Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, DJ Shadow, Skinny Puppy, TOOL, Velvet Acid Christ, Mike Patton, Roy Orbison, The Gorillaz, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Dethklok, Talking Heads, The Flaming Lips, Pixies, The Wu-Tang Clan, Ennio Morricone, Tom Waits, and Bob Dylan.

TV Shows: Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, Louie, Squidbillies, The X-Files, Trailer Park Boys, and the Whitest Kids U Know.

Movie Directors: Wes Anderson, Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, Mel Brooks, David Fincher, David Cronenberg, Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarantino, John Carpenter.

A job, a sense of humility, gummy worms, booze, music, and smokes.

Insects, and what lives of adventure they might've had.

not wearing pants.

I don't really care much one way or the other if you went to Burning Man or not.

you want to play chess or ping pong or music with me.
You're single, not 'available'.
You read books and shit.
You're 420 friendly.

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