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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 6, 2013
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the Higg's boson.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've recently left the world of freelance writing to begin my first novel. When I have writer's block I volunteer at various academic institutions such as California Academy of Science and the Conservatory of Flowers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at a lot of shit, aren't we all? To summarize my skills in one paragraph would be to trivialize them. Although I will say this; I'm really good at rolling joints, like... really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you get offended easily, I will probably offend you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like everything, unless I dislike it.

Alright, fuck it, I'll be honest. I really don't feel like writing all my favorite things down... Here's the gist: Brave new World, Shawshank Redemption (or The 5th Element, I'm torn on my favorite movie), Boondocks, Pink Floyd, and Indian food. That's just the tip of a very, very large iceberg.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without anything, and yes, that does include phone/internet/electricity. I lived off the grid for a little bit, it was tough at first, but then I actually loved it

That being said, I would strongly prefer to not do without these:

--D-lysergic acid diethylamide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything... or nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I forget, what day is Friday again?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
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You want to. Seriously, if you want to communicate then communicate. I don't care why, feel free to hit me up just to call me an asshole.