I am the Higg's boson.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently left the world of freelance writing to begin my first
novel. When I have writer's block I volunteer at various academic
institutions such as California Academy of Science and the
Conservatory of Flowers.
I’m really good at
I'm good at a lot of shit, aren't we all? To summarize my skills in
one paragraph would be to trivialize them. Although I will say
this; I'm really good at rolling joints, like... really good.
The first things people usually notice about me
If you get offended easily, I will probably offend you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like everything, unless I dislike it.
Alright, fuck it, I'll be honest. I really don't feel like writing
all my favorite things down... Here's the gist: Brave new World,
Shawshank Redemption (or The 5th Element, I'm torn on my favorite
movie), Boondocks, Pink Floyd, and Indian food. That's just the tip
of a very, very large iceberg.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without anything, and yes, that does include
phone/internet/electricity. I lived off the grid for a little bit,
it was tough at first, but then I actually loved it
That being said, I would strongly prefer to not do without
--D-lysergic acid diethylamide
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything... or nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I forget, what day is Friday again?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
You want to. Seriously, if you want to communicate then
communicate. I don't care why, feel free to hit me up just to call
me an asshole.