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IHaveTwoNames

35 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Think of your dream girl…Ok…Can you see her? Now make her 5’6, a recovering Southern belle, overeducated but never over-pretentious, know-it-all in the most charming way, endlessly energetic, allergic to cats and certainly unable to change a car tire. Now see the girl above. Welcome to your future (maybe).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Entertaining deep thoughts about whether I'm into this beard craze or not (on you, not me). Seeing (and producing) theatre, selling the hell out of fashion in the online world, roaming the West Village, accessorizing incredibly well and wondering if you're going to catch that I spelled theatre like a Brit.

I'm from Atlanta, but New York is definitely my home now. Something just feels right here (and it's not the weather). And it definitely is because I love meeting new people. Atlanta has far fewer interesting characters.

I'm also wondering if I use too many parentheticals. (What do you think?)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you feel that all the good stuff was your idea and that the bad stuff just couldn't have been avoided. Never being bored, giving unparalleled advice, entertaining (casual and dinner party style), being the girl your mom wanted you to find and the one you did, too.

Also, I bake. Done deal?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm just one inch shy of being an Amanda Peet look-alike.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Those classics we were made to read in high school, Stieg Larsson books, Steel Magnolias (I'm southern, I can't help it), The Wizard of Oz, Independent films that are "slice of life" in nature, Broadway musicals and music and plays, trying new restaurants all over New York and anywhere I am visiting whether for work or play and always searching for the perfect cup of coffee...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gummy bears, exercise (after gummy bears), my sister, theatre (there's that Brit spelling again), Duke basketball and people who like to laugh (like really laugh)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gummy bears, exercise (before and after gummy bears), my sister, theatre, Duke basketball and people who like to laugh
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ok (cupid), this is the most miserable question yet. Everything I wanted to write is a terrible cliche and the random stuff is just too random. I've never been paint balling, but even considered writing it. The truth is that I'm really fun. Scouts honor.
You should message me if
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You're interesting and interested. You love your family, but want to meet mine. You want to do the fun things and the not-so-fun things in life with someone (preferably me). You're ready.