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25 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Armenian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A waitress once told me that I have the "heart of poet." I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult, but I'll take it. I am incredibly sarcastic and have a very dry sense of humor. Also, I have a wet sense of humor. And a mildly damp sense of humor. What I am trying to say is, I think I am fucking hilarious, and I laugh at my own jokes. I say most everything that comes to mind. That is pretty much all you need to know about me for now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm from the Boston are originally, went to college in Cleveland (for the record, it doesn't rock,) and now I'm back for graduate school. I'm going for my doctorate in biology. That is pretty much it. On to the next section.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, cooking, pretending I know what I am doing in the lab, photography, climbing trees, sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Is this guy really a douchebag, or is he just kidding."

I don't make good first impressions, or second impressions, or even third impressions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read too many books. I spend all day reading scientific articles, so reading is no longer fun for me. BUT, I would pick up a Zoobook or a Dr. Suess book if given the opportunity.

Good Will Hunting is really the only movie worth putting here.

I watch too much TV. I am trying to figure out what to watch until Top Gear comes back.

Anything with Jack White, Black Keys, Gary Clark Jr., Alabama Shakes, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin. I will listen to anything except for country. Oh, I almost forgot, I used to manage a band in college, Thomas the Trank Engine and the 77s.

ALL THE FOOD! Except for mushrooms. Fuck that nonsense.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I find that people rarely put interesting things here, and I am running out of creativity, so forget it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My research. Can't help it, it is a big part of my life.

Why most of the girls on this website are vegetarian. I don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably getting drunk. Booze, booze, booze. I love Booze!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate feet touching me. They are gross, keep them to yourselves and out of my space.

Also, I found my first grey hair on Christmas morning and had a mid life crisis.
You should message me if
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You agree with my mom and think I am wonderful, handsome young man.