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IHeartSporks

28 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to Los Angeles. I am totally off the market, but always looking for friends, so send me a message. (But not if you just want to see my boobs. I totally get enough of those messages.)

The bright blue box told me I had to bracket some interests to make my profile complete so here we go:

los angeles comics comicbooks dungeons and dragons d&d california heroclix nerd runescape mississippi rollergirls roller derby I think that is enough.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am totally being awesome! No, not really. More like mediocre. But I'm happy. Have to go back to school soon, just one of those things. I'm none too excited about it, but ya know, everyone has to do it.

I work in a coffee shop. It's ok. Not my ideal job, but who really works their dream job? I used to want to be the cowboy princess. That's right. The princess of the cowboys. I am not quite sure how I came up with this one, but whatever. I suppose this is ok right now. I guess after I go back to school I will work on getting an education that will lead to a career of some sort. But to be honest, what I really want to do is own a comic book shop.

I'm also keeping the super hero option open right now. So far my mutant abilities have yet to kick in, but i hear evolution can take a while. I'm thinking any day now...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making coffee (come see me at work!)

Making comicbook inspired costumes (my Ms. Marvel last halloween was totally hot, my Donna Troy this year will be even better!) Ugh.. I totally did Mary Marvel in the black costume instead. I got tired of trying to find red pants. Maybe next year. I'll just keep my eyes open. Update: I totally did my Donna Troy costume. Never found those damn red pants. Had to go with a skirt.

Runescape (I am such a nerd, I don't even care)

Knitting

D&D (not super good, but I'm getting there)

One day I may be good at roller derby. I am trying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The stars down my arm, my freckles, or the hot boy on my arm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Great Gatsby (except the last chapter, I hate it!) But Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is so up there. I never read the original, but I will read anything that you add zombies to. It totally makes the book readable.

Other books: Twilight! (I am so kidding. I have never read or have the desire to ever read that trash. I saw all I need to when I watched the movie with riff tracks. It was hilarious. Fortunately you could not hear much of the actual movie. But you could just tell it was bad.)

I have decided comic books count. Because it is my profile and I control it. Also this actually does let me copy and paste:

Ms. Marvel, New Avengers, Runaways (BKV), Exiles (Winnick), X-Factor, Tiny Titans, Spider-Woman, Avengers Initiative, Legion of Superheroes (for one brief, wonderful moment), Spider-Girl, Deadpool, Fables, Walking Dead, Invincible, Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps...

Movie: The Princess Bride followed closely by Brick

I just watched The Man From Earth (Contrary to what Matt may think, I didn't hate it.) It was interesting and worth the watch, though I am not sure I would put it in my top movies. Love Iron Man, V for Vendetta, Love Actually, Wall-E, The Nines, Sky High, Heathers, Clash of the Titans (the original, but I did really enjoy the new one), Whip It (mostly because of my girl crush on Kristen Wiig), Zombieland, Young Frankenstein, The Lord of the Rings movies, L.A. Confindential.. I am thinking I maybe should have just copy and pasted my Facebook profile.

Music: The Postal Service (favorite of all time) But I am constantly listening to The Shins, so maybe I should rethink that.

Ok Go, Oppenheimer, Longwave, Alkaline Trio, The Promise Ring, Deathcab for Cutie, Interpol, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nerf Herder, Vampire Weekend, TV on the Radio, The Toadies, Keane, Bella and Sebastion, Chairlift, Bif Naked, Ozma, Coldplay, The Killers, Garfunkle and Oats, Jonathan Coulton, Hard and Phirm, Old 97s, Phantom Planet, Superdrag, The Pixies, Probably a million other things....

Food: The Phoenix Tail Roll at Samurai (yum!)

Greek food... Yummmmmmm..... Mr Greek's is awesome. Everyone should go there right now!

No T.V. section? There should be. I guess I will just have to make one. (There totally is one now!)
This is totally copy and pasted, too. I am so lazy!!

In no particular order: LOST (this one might be in a particular order), Fringe, Castle, Better Off Ted, Gilmore Girls, Quantum Leap, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, Psych, Bones, It's Always Sunny In Philedelphia, Scrubs, American Dad, Family Guy, House, Doctor Who, Torchwood (Children of Earth, right!?), 30 Rock, The Office, Venture Bros., Leverage, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Firefly, Spaced, Mr. Show, MST3K...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Matt, my family, my cell phone (I am totally dependent), a bed to curl up in, comics, roller skates (and protective gear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Matt. That is such a lame answer, but it is totally true. Everytime I am not with him, I want to be.

My slightly less lame but way more nerdy answer: D&D. I always think ahead about how I am going to level or how I could do something better in the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
D&D. Ohmigosh. It is ok if you don't want to be my friend anymore. I am a huge nerd. Ugh.

Or maybe skating. Yay derby practice!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I play D&D and Runescape wasn't enough? Hrmm.... I once kissed a girl just for the attention. (Just once, I didn't like that kind of attention after all.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are super nerdy and want to be friends. Or you just want to be friends. You live near me and want to hang out. You came into my work and I gave you really poor service. You want to go roller skating with me. I'm okay. Getting better. I could probably use the help.