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Standupcommedy

60 M Nashville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I am going to try something new. It's not that I haven't heard from a pretty fair number of women with my previous essay. Just not someone who seems quite right.

I recently read a report that a major study was completed and guess what the results were. Men write to women who are attractive/hot and women write to men who have money. So in the interest of confirming this study and meeting a hot young thing, I am reporting that, yes, I do have money. I retired from medicine about a year ago. At this point, I am primarily supporting myself with real estate investments and income (but not principal) from stock. No alimony and no child support.

I don't care if you are shallow, a gold digger or politically incorrect. I don't care if you are educated or an idiot. Religion makes no difference. I'm not into country music but funk turns me on. I like to travel and am on a plane pretty frequently and you can come with me. I would like to hear from you if you are attractive/hot and would look great on my arm. Needless to say, if you aren't into, shall we say, sensual pleasures, I'm not the guy for you.

Many women on this site like camping and fishing. My idea of camping is a Hyatt. If I want fish, Midtown Cafe. No motorcycles either; you only get one brain in this life. And I have no desire to kill Bambi's mother (though I have no problem eating Bossy, the cow).

Well, that should do it. You know who you are. I hope to hear from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I described a lot of this in the above paragraph. I have two kids (20,21) who are very important to me. My son lives with me; my daughter is in college in Colorado.

My son knows that if he doesn't lock himself in his room with his dog while I'm "entertaining" he's going to be out on the street. Or worse, would have to move in with his mother and about 8 indoor cats in Franklin. Can you say "change the kitty litter" 8 times real fast every single day?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lot's of things. I have been a good businessman. I'm good at getting the big picture. I have tried to be a compassionate physican. Most people think I'm funny, spontaneous and entertaining. I sort of work at it;-) But, really, the moolah is what counts, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully, my sense of humor and my energy level. Also my Jaguar Vanden Plas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jazz and latin. Old rock and roll and the Great American Songbook. I travel to hear great music.

All kinds of ethnic food, but really ---- give me a great steak - medium. A man has to have his meat.

Are you kidding? With enough $$$ this is all unimportant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My children
Music
Intellectual Stimulation
NPR
Travel
Things, people and places to feel passionate about
Yeah Yeah Yeah. By now you know what I'm all about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
LOL
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
C'mon. What a silly question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always wanted to be tall, thin, blue eyed and blond haired..... 'Cause I thought that's what the girls loved;-) But now I know the truth
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are fundamentally happy, like people, and want to make an adventure! I hope to get really lucky

Sorry I spelled comedy wrong.

OK. I hope you realize that most of this was a joke. This probably pissed you off, but at least you read all the way through it. I am NOT boring. So have a sense of humor a send me a message. And I'm not limiting myself to 30 - 45. This was part of the comedy routine.