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38 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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Native American, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Seriously, writing about me is pretty terrible. What I will say is that I'm not boring. I'm a high school drop out with a masters degree. A dyslexic magazine editor. An arthritic massage therapist. Three days ago I was walking down a street in Brooklyn and was hit by a perfect storm of retard—I fell down, scraped my knee, tore my pants open, and smashed my phone to bits. Then god made me eat all the chocolate. The universe has a sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work in the product division at MTV digital. Been running a print mag as a passion project for over 2 years. I'm obsessed with cameras and artists and making rad shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting creatives in a room and getting things made. Taking pictures. Being really fucking bossy. Rawr.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My weird eyes and crooked smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, etc. Metal, 80s, goth, anything I can run, jump or climb trees to.

I like actual food that may have been grown in soil and or nurtured with sunlight and water, not creepy food product marketed to me by an anthropomorphized cartoon character. I love sushi. I heart tea. I smoke a pipe when nobody can see me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, water, shelter ?? I don't know. I'm not sure there is actually anything I can't do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
finding my animal spirit guides? Becoming a Mason. Going back to get a PHD in propaganda research. Wanting to fight amateur MMA and kickboxing, thinking I should take singing lessons cause my shower doesn't have an audience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretty easygoing. listening to metal. watching movies.
You should message me if
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you're pretty rad. are open and cool. are loving, interested in visual arts, traveling, photography, or just think you'd vibe with me.