I have never been charged, much less convicted of a crime. No addictions. I have most all my hair. And another big internet dating plus - I am not a stalker. (past girlfriends would be happy to attest to this.) I'm looking for a long term relationship but also interested in going out and having fun. I won't ask you to marry me after the third date.
Some of my shortcomings:
There are no naked photos of me in existence. Even if there were, I would be too paranoid to email or text them. I do not own a muscle shirt or cowboy hat. I don't try to kiss women on the introduction/coffee date. And I enjoy the politically incorrect traditions of opening doors for women and pulling out the chair for my dates.