24 Leicester, UK
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My self-summary
22 year old student from Leicester spending way too much time eating steak and watching Man vs Food since I just finished uni with a Ba. I dont take myself too seriously.

Also OKcupid is a massive jerk and seems to think that i'm incredibly bad mannered. I like to think i'm quite well mannered.
You wanker.

My favorite word in the world is probably 'jerk'
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished my third year studying Philosophy and English.. Don't laugh, they're real subjects too..

Hoping to earn enough money over the next couple years to start my masters.

I also secretly run an underground Kangaroo fighting ring. We're out of business for the moment, but it's cool, i just need to recapture them and build higher fences.
I’m really good at
Table football
Refusing to acknowledge i need a hair cut and one day waking up with an afro
Making pancakes
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the eyes or my curly hair. Or my comically big smile or the wrinkly face it creates.

Or my dashing good looks AMIRIGHT?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll limit it to 3 of each or we'll be here all day

Books: American Gods, The Things They Carried, Coming Up For Air

Movies: Y tu Mama Tambien, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Naked Gun

Shows: Red Dwarf, The Sopranos, Gilmore Girls (I only watch it for the articles honest)

Music: Dave McPherson, David Bowie, Radiohead, The Streets,

Food: Anything Chinese, pancakes, steak
The six things I could never do without
Things to think about
My scarf in the winter
hula hoops
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to best avoid embarrassing myself in public. It rarely prevents me from embarrassing myself in public.

Why people find The Big Bang Theory funny.
Why I watch The Big Bang Theory.

On a typical Friday night I am
Either out having a causal couple drinks or just round someone's house or sat on my sofa being cool.

Maybe doing a bit of creative writing. After all these boring formal essays creative writing feels even better than eating a massive steak in your pants and watching The OC
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo.. cool right?

lolno it's a tattoo of a foxes face.
You should message me if
You want to do me a favour and distract me from doing any form of writing.

Or you hate kangaroos.