I'm a dry-witted individual; fun to hang out with and pretty talented in the kitchen. I'll try any thing once.
"I am part punk and part monk,
part rebel and part politician,
part artist and part critic,
part comic, part comic book nerd,
part collector, part salesman,
part wallflower, part rabble-rouser.
I am part fantasy, part fact,
part director, part actor,
part Jefferson, Part Jackson,
I am part priest part Heretic,
part slacker and part scholar,
part fool, part wise,
I am part day and I am part night,
I am part love and I am part spite,
I am open but I am enclosed,
I am part instinct, I am part logic,
I am a dreamer but not always at night,
I am a romantic,
I am part child, I am part adult,
I do not hate I just dislike,
I am many things at once
yet I am nothing at all
However, I am one thing
and that is myself,
I am the toy on the floor
and the toy on the shelf."

I am dry-witted, spontaneous, and Jewish

I spend most of my time CSUN studying Anthropology and GIS working towards a future in Archaeology. I am a bit out of practice as of late but do still enjoy writing poetry, getting better at bass, learning how to play the banjo, driving the crowds wild at karaoke nights. I'm still Longboarding around town and campus, and trying to master self-control.

Anything I want to be and set my mind to. I have been told I am: an entertaining singer, a great poet (see my Journals), talented in the kitchen as well as the art of the back massage, and have a knack for picking up languages.

my longboard, my hair, my t-shirts, and my ridiculously disarming eyes.

why is there no TV section?

A) Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby, The Bible (as a source of amusement), The "His Dark Materials" Series, Slaughterhouse 5, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?, books about ancient cultures, Langston Hughes, Robert Frost, or any book that I actually managed to finish reading.

B) Newsies, Dogma, Blazing Saddles, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, 300, The Departed, Edward Scisorhands, The Dark Knight, Pirates Of the Carrabien, the Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, (old) Star Wars, and Indiana Jones trilogies,The Rocketeer, the Producers, Monkey Bone, Bio-dome, Fantasia, Fantasia 2000, Space Balls, South Park the Movie, Team America, Vampire Hunter D and VHD: Bloodlust, Jurassic Park, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Untouchables, Dances with Wolves, The Count of Monte Cristo, the Man in the Iron Mask, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Gangs of New York, Independence Day, X-Men, Sin City, Mystery Men, Inherit the Wind, 12 Angry Men, Ice Age, Hackers, Kill Bill 1&2, Iron-man 1&2, Watchmen, Frost / Nixon, Mongul...

C) The Beatles (who doesn't like the Beatles?), Rolling Stones, Ramones, Green Day, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, AC/DC, Osaka Popstar, Dead Kennedys, The Donnas, Garbage, David Bowie, Cream, Stravinsky, Gershwin, Beethoven, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jet, U2, Ima Robot, Incubus, Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Social Distortion, Kings of Leon, MC5, The Professionals, Generation X, Flogging Molly, Sham 69, Mickey Avalon, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, the Temptations, the Undertones.... there are many more bands I just can't think of them right now.

D)sushi, beef, pizza, Celery(no joke), good cheese, Red Wine, potatoes, Vodka, good beer (not mass-produced American Pilsners like Coors or Budweiser), chili, ramen, bell peppers...

TV) Californication, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Weeds, 80's and 90's cartoons, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Robot Chicken, the Winner, Countdown with Keith Olberman, The Naked Archaeologist, Lost Worlds, How It's Made, History Channel, lately I've been getting into Doctor Who (Old school & New School)

My Crackberry, Big Cities, Intelligent conversations, my laptop (I am a writer), something new to think about, laughter, a longboard to get around.

Mythology, pop culture (the modern mythology), Ancient Civilizations, The Four Noble Truths, music, pedagogy, New York, self-improvement, the Pussification of the American male, the contradictions between what your body language is saying and what is coming out of your mouth, the sad state of American Poetry, how on Earth I earned a "more conservative" badge when I am an active member of CSUN Young Democrats, who will step up to be my generation's equivalent of Bob Dylan and whether that is possible or not, and...ooooo look a Squirrel!

cooking myself dinner, then heading wherever I decide to go.

If I put it out for anyone to see it would not be private now would it? I have A.D.D., but everyone who knows me knows that. Okay one more thing I am REALLY tired of women who say they have a great sense of humor but CAN'T take a JOKE!

You are tired of douche bags but are turned off by wuss bags, or you want to have an intelligent conversation, or you want someone who can keep up with your randomness or you need to remember a character from a late 80's or 90's cartoon. Also, if you are into either of my two passions: longboarding and/or archaeology.