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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:48am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly other
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Neal Behymer, I don't expect you to be able to pronounce my last name because no one but my family can. I am German primarily, though my bloodlime touches Ireland, Scotland, Czechoslovakia, Hebrew, and Native American (Potawatomi). I've been through thick and thin with the school system, a.k.a (fuck) middle school, and with my family. Though in the past 4 years things have been shaping up for me in my family and personal life. I was also a hot headed little shit when I was younger, and got away with everything. I'm serious, everything that should've gotten me grounded, yelled, kickout of school or even reprimanded for necer happened. Nowadays is a different story, more calm cool and collected and trying to be less stressed and enjoy the little things in life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at Bamboo Bistro and going to ACC, to not only get some boring classes out of the way, but to go on to transfer to a college that excels in recording and producing for music. I've been going back and forth on what I do want to pursue. Anything artistic pulls me the most (music, theater, cooking, painting, interior design, and animation).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming and cooking are omes that click with me the most, though I want to broaden my horizons, I want to try my hand at animating and voice acting. Massaging/ being a massuse is something that I'm surprisingly good at. Lets be honest all it involves is rubbing and pressing on someone elses skin. Nothing special but apperently my hands are the bees knees. There are other things I'm good at I'm sure, save that for conversation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Exuberant Nature
Dark sense of humor
Not being able to think before I speak
Weird faces I can make
My smile
My obnoxious laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anthem by Ayn Rand
Animal Farm by Geroge Orwell
Percy Jackson & The Olympians series by Rick Riordan
(I have all these books signed!)
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark series by Harper Trophy
Anything by E.A.P (Edgar Allen Poe)

The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Reanimator, The Matrix, X-Men, Donnie Darko, Nightmare on Elm Street, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Beyond the Wall of Sleep, Dead Alive, and many more!

House M.D., Sons of Anarchy, Archer, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Malcolm in the Middle, That 70s Show, Rosanne, Rick and Morty, Better Call Saul, Madmen, A Young Doctor's Diary, The Little Rascals, The Young Ones, Ren and Stimpy, Courage the Cowardly Dog and many more!

The Afghan Whigs, Foo Fighters, Bloc Party, My Morning Jacket, Volbeat, Queen, Alice In Chains, Interpol, Soundgarden, Queens of the Stone Age, At the Drive-In, The Mars Volta, The Doors, Cream, The Who, Alkaline Trio, Blur, Oasis, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, anything Jack White related, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Gotye, Jeff Buckley, and many more!

I love anything that is food. Period.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Making people happy
Being fit
Loving myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, not so much the concerns, but the possible paths I can choose from, it's all a bit mind boggling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at Bamboo Bistro, doing homework kr trying to see my Best Friend Tony can come down and see me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's leave that for later shall we :) All in due time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like what you see and you've got the balls, rather the ovaries, to make the first approach or you tend to always see the better things in life.