I will get better pictures up here as soon as I can photoshop some enough to make me look better (yea I know it's gonna take a lot. I am very sensitive so don't point that kind of stuff out) ;-p. I am usually on the other side of the lens and don't have any decent pics of my self that are recent enough. Love to laugh and make others laugh. I'd rather be a Smart A** than a dumb A** and people have told me that I am. But they are just being mean so I am looking for others to hang out with. Got a couple of years of college and more years than I will admit to at the school of hard knocks. I have been an advisor to 3 US Presidents, piloted two space shuttle missions, fed the poor in Calcutta, assisted the Pope on a few moral issues and tend to exaggerate a tiny bit. Ok that sentence was a lie. Don't care for the bar scene although I do go there once or twice a month. Love the beach but don't know if I will see much of it this summer due to work. Not here to find the love of my life nor am I here to find random sex partners. Don't want to play mind games or deal with drama. Been down here for 3 years and all my friends are either married or we are better off staying friends. Just looking for friends for now and see what happens.

I am humorous, witty, and passionate

Trying to get a new business off the ground in a floundering economy. Which means I am working 7 days a week. My social life (**laugh**) or ability to create a normal one is pretty restrained. But I do still get out a couple times a week to do something in the evenings.

A lot of things except writing about myself. You want me to talk about myself fine I can do that if you really want to hear it.

I enjoy Oil Painting (haven't had the time for that in too long), Photography, Music (listening to and playing guitar a bit)

I really don't know. They never tell me the first thing they've noticed. I've asked my friends they say my kind spirit with a sarcastic wit (?) and sense of humor (I think they're on crack), when I go to a restaurant they waitresses seem to think I am an undernourished alcoholic because they are always asking me what I want to drink and eat. The neighbors dog must think I am another dog because its instantly play time when he sees me.

So maybe they notice that I am an alcoholic kind spirit with a sarcastic wit that is undernourished and a good play toy for a dog.

But do you honestly think people "first" notice that much about someone?

Books: Herbert's Dune series, Harry Potter, O'Barrs The Crow, The survivalist series (I know fluff its like brain candy)

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Highlander, Slumdog Millionaire, Animal House, Caddyshack, 50 first dates, Shallow Hal, Aliens series, predator series, low budget horror (but not slasher flicks)
Yet to see but want to: Demons & Angels, Wolverine, Terminator Judgement Day

Music: I am all over the place. Classical (Vivaldi, Wagner), Rock Pink Floyd, Disturbed, Dido, Lamb of God, Korn, Eagles, Elton John, Amy Winehouse, Eric Clapton, Concrete Blond, INXS, Talking Heads, Buckcherry, Sabbath/Ozzy, Beatles, Flyleaf, Genesis

Food: Nearly all Italian, German & Mexican. Love spicy food. Jalapenos are good with everything (except maybe icecream but I haven't tried that)

Coffee
Music
good friends
The Internet
Nature
oxygen (the gas not the cable channel)

Why I didn't become a weatherman where I could be wrong 90% of the time and still keep my job.

Hanging with friends.

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body

You've got a sense of humor.

Enjoy laughing.

If you would like to help me start a grass roots campaign to have all the politicians replaced by chimpanzees in suits. -- come on they would have to be better than what we have, can't be any worse, and would at least be entertaining.

Want to exchange witty or silly banter about anything.

You realize that half (or more) of what I've wrote here is just for laughs. If you took this all seriously then you wouldn't get me at all.

Especially if you live along or near the Grand Strand.