Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK, I am updating my profile after thinking about what I want to do
with my life so here goes…..New year, new profile.
I thought that I was done with looking for a partner to share my
life with, and all I wanted was a FWB (Friend With Benefits), I was
wrong. I don’t need a partner, I want a partner. I want someone who
I can come home to and share my thoughts and wants with. I want
someone who will listen and hear what I have to say, and not just
hear me talking. I want someone that can tell me what they feel and
not what they just what they thing I want to hear. I want to find
some to laugh with, cry with, have fun with, and console each
other. I want someone to travel with, to sit on the couch and veg
out with. Someone to go to the park or zoo, a museum or art
gallery. I like doing all the things that everyone enjoys doing,
but I don’t enjoy doing them by myself.
I am looking for the woman who will motivate me when I need it, not
nag me and tell me what she thinks I need to do. A woman who says
thank you when I do something nice for her and accepts my thanks
when she does nice things for me. A woman who likes the simple
things in life as well as the luxury things in life. I’m not
looking for someone to change me into something I’m not, but to
accept me for who I am. I am looking for the same thing in you, I
don’t want you to change for me, I think life would be better if we
complemented each other.
The subject that people don’t talk about but always think about,
sex. I’ll be honest, I like sex, and I want to find someone who
likes sex also. I am also looking for a lover, someone that I want
to wake up with in the morning. A woman that will spoon with me on
cold nights and cold mornings. Someone I can be intimate with, on a
level better than just sex. I am looking for someone who likes to
hold hands, steal kisses in public, and maybe occasionally going
too far if the opportunity presents it. I also like holding hands
and kissing in private, I just don’t want that to be the only place
where it is done.
If you have any questions, please ask, I’m an open book and will
always give you an honest answer. Take a chance, what’s the worst
thing that could happen? Well it won’t happen because of me…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am trying to decide what I want to do with my life for
the next 10 years, and then retire for good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding doing things that I don’t want to do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A sense of humor; never take live to seriously.
2. Friends and family; keep those who mean something to you close,
you’ll never regret it.
3. A cell phone; without my electronic leach, how will I know what
is happening in the world?
4. A car; public transportation is useful, but I like to go where I
want when I want.
5. Adventures; live would be boring without something new every
once in a while.
6. A beautiful woman; I’m working on this right now, are you
willing to help me out?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to be, what I want to do in 10 years when I retire for
I also think about whipped cream, chocolate syrup, steam showers,
ice cubes, sound proofing my walls, and who I want to spend my
retirement with. Wait that might be my most private thing I'm
willing to admit, I sometimes get them confused.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am dyslexic; reading things that use different types of fonts
makes it difficult for me to stay interested. I am also a terrible
speller, and run most things through spell check before sending
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet someone new, think we might have something in
common, need someone to come over and kill a spider, or would like
to go out and have a meal and light conversation. I promise I don’t
bite, at least not where it is visible.
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