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IMuromets

28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy-going, humorous guy. Aside from work, I spend life pursuing curiosities, fighting gravity at the gym, or enjoying life. I want to know everything about everything, do good in the world, and have fun while at it.

I like women with strong characters, ambition, and a healthy lifestyle both physically and mentally. Focused intensity, interests, a sense of humour, and curiousity are important. Everyone wants to travel and to experience, but what do you want to see? Where do you want to go? Why there? What changes in you when you're back?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Highly ambitious, career-oriented, and intense. During the day, I help people make better business decisions. At night, I sacrifice my sleep to see more, do more, and be more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at words - short words, long words, words I can't pronounce, words that aren't really words, etc. My biggest aspiration is to use all these words for evil, pure unrefined evil. You should see some of my limericks - really bad stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As far as first impressions go - my height and broad shoulders stand out first, followed closely by my sense of humour, and then, almost instantly, my raw sexual magnetism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - especially with big hulking type fonts and illustrations, no three syllable words please.

TV - Maury, Jerry Springer

Music - stuff with wrecking balls, innocuous lyrics, and beat drops

Food - a lot, please
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie apocalypses and who to include in the survivor colony (apply within with a list of skills), sharknados, the meaning of life, not always in the same order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stuffing my face with ice-cream and crying into an old takeout menu. I love Fridays!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're cool.

I promise not to offer you massages, pictures of my penis, or my couch for sale. Unless you need a couch. In that case, holla at yo boi