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27 M Dundee, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:07am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
Oh, you know, the (un)usual.
What I’m doing with my life
Drifting lazily with malformed explosion-based plans.

I'm a student of the ol' 'Philo' and 'Eng Lit'. If you are also a student of one of these we can discuss who we had for a particular tutorial, and if we both had the same tutor, I can knock you up.

Typing bombastic shit all over the internet instead of doing my work. All of it is late, and my A's become B's or (in once horrible case) a C. This will affect my overall grade, but it is totally worth it.
I’m really good at
Being intense, loving and hilarious, then tragically imploding.

I am a master of the literary pyrotechnic (when in the mood).

Freaking people out. I am simply too real.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would think: my face. People seem to like it, though I can't fathom why. Tall also. I dress like a crumpled indie man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dislike all of the above.

Apple pie
Battleship Potemkin
Cleveland Show (The)
David Bowie
F...actually I cba doing this.

Nah, shit by Nabokov, Orwell and Nietszche.
Yah, stuff by Cameron, Scott and Eisenstein.
Hah, things by MacFarlane, Reeves/Mortimer and Innaucci.
Wah, noise by Queen, Bowie and The Vengaboys
La, mmm by Mcdonalds, Nestle and Spud U like.
The six things I could never do without
The internet. It and the devices it is accessed on can both augment and constrict your mind. It can streamline your thoughts, or make you drunk and turn you in to something terrible. It can infantilise you, but also make you in to (what amounts to) Jesus. The devices are like the medium of the artwork. They define its limits, not the artist.

Also: Pepsi Max.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do I pledge allegiance to Apollo or Dionysus?

Did that slinky really go up the stairs?

The primary-coloured, sunny, grass-filled days of olden times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slumped on the couch staring hatefully at my friend Allan as he leaves his coffee cup half-full on the floor, and then walks out the door. My brother dashes in military style with a smile of anticipation on his face, but as he asks who was tha...his foot catches the coffee cup, and it spills Psycho style, the music plays in our heads, said brother's face purples, he screams, the walls are smashed and I'm asked whether I want an Indian or Chinese. I can't have both chips n cheese and a burger. There is no money. I slump further till I am rolling about the floor, contort violently and then die.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You like what you see and are not put off by the subsequent profile.

- I am somehow an excellent 'sexter', so if you are in to that then you should contact me, but I will want to meet you and give you a great big cuddle.

- Also: You must be attractive, pretentious, sexual, feisty, like to spoon, and just to be exotic: You must consider Adolf Hitler to have been the most stylish man to have ever lived.

...but seriously, I'm looking for dates. If you wanna go for a drink or whatever, then message.

...This is am old profile I randomly reactivated.