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22 Berkeley, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:49pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, LISP (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in Berkeley, I work in San Francisco as a computer's pen pal. I'm also in the process of visiting every bar in SF, at the rate of one per week. I have about 10 years left until I finish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing, falling down stairs, forgetting to write things down, finding parking spots, correctly identifying ink spots, alienating friends of friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Any/all of the following: rib cage, bad fashion sense, good fashion sense, sushi-print socks, height, frown and/or insidious/dumb smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cows, Teach Us to Outgrow Our Madness, The Unconsoled, Lemon, Catch-22, You Shall Know Our Velocity, Infinite Jest, In Persuasion Nation, Sixty Stories, The Stranger, Kosmos, Post Office, Bacacay, Pale Fire, Discipline and Punish: The Birth of the Prison.

Werckmeister Harmonies, Persona, Double Indemnity, Blue Velvet, Old Boy, River's Edge, La Jetée, Vertigo, The Third Man, Pickpocket, Violent Cop, Annie Hall, In Bruges, Eraserhead, Rashomon, Nosferatu.

TV Shows:
Let's Paint TV; Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!; Police Squad!; The Eric Andre Show; Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Daytime Public-access television.

My Bloody Valentine, The Replacements, The Mountain Goats, Red House Painters, Scott Walker, Talking Heads, The Magnetic Fields, Altar of Plagues, Sun City Girls, Kidz Bop, Billy Woods, Can, MF DOOM, Swans, Galaxie 500, Spacemen 3, Oneohtrix Point Never,, Secret Abuse, Saint Pepsi, Lower Dens, Exuma, Cakes Da Killa, The Nation of Ulysses, BADBADNOTGOOD, Pinback, Moondog, 大森靖子, Orange Juice, Pavement, Earth, the list goes on.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bumpy-bleary-eyed-BART-rides, sleep deprivation, my dad's sense of humor, my computer's love, my dead grandpa's sweaters, and my hip-bones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Security, trivialities, torture, do I have carpal tunnel, retired dictators, ir/rationality, where did my youth go, where did my socks go, is this modular enough and Oxford commas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I started painting pictures.
You should message me if
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you know a good place to buy insects to eat, you can play an instrument well with your toes, you remember the Alamo, you're fixing for a fight, you think you can guess today's secret word, you want to watch Buster Keaton and kaiju movies at the same time.

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