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IOnlyDateDorks

34 Jefferson City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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'Cynical and spontaneous' seeks 'morbid and moxie' for rousing ordeals, and arguments over what constitutes as a word in the English language.
A positive or negative outlook on the world doesn't bother me... as long as you take what life gives you and have fun at the same time. You know: when life hands you lemons, kill a clown. When you get down to basics I'm pretty much a sociopath and day dreamer, which makes the creative/developing process all the more fun.

I typically root for the bad guys.
What I’m doing with my life
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Watching fucked up shit on youtube... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPvs0DeTJ0M
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...rolling dice.

I've stopped living the dream, and am now fulfilling the prophecy. owning my own online boardgame store (cthulhu.biz)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how useless this site is and then about how I should find something else to think about.
You should message me if
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...you would like to.
I don't feign interest in topics to get others to like me. I'm true to myself, and that's all I ask of anyone else. That being said... I'm not here to "make the world a better place", and won't lie to have anyone think I am.

PS - No smokers, thanks.

PSS - If you're not into dating someone who feels he is too old for children... move along.