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IOnlyDateDorks

34 Jefferson City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'Cynical and spontaneous' seeks 'morbid and moxie' for rousing ordeals, and discussions over what constitutes as a word in the English language. I stopped living the dream and am now fulfilling the prophecy.

A positive or negative outlook on the world doesn't bother me... as long as you take what life gives you and have fun at the same time. You know: when life hands you lemons, kill a clown. When you get down to basics I'm pretty much a day dreamer, and I usually root for the villains.

I like spending time with my family. Also I enjoy philosophy, psychology, and laughing a bit at the absurdity of politics. I have been described as a nihilist by some; and activism annoys me. I don't care if that bothers you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching crazy shit on youtube... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPvs0DeTJ0M

And selling board games at my store: http://www.cthulhu.biz
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting random shit in my profile. 😈
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Whole wheat spaghetti
- Correctly sized jeans
- Free advertising
- Dr Pepper
- Talisman and all it's expansions
- The 'Hide User' feature on this site
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I'm sitting on an embankment on a highway going through rural Georgia. And the ahh... ahh there was a dead wild cat, and a bottle of beer that had been... that had never been opened and I drank the beer."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Analyzing patterns and details that are often overlooked... like noticing how many "unique", "one of a kind", "outgoing", "open minded", "down to earth" people show up in my search results here... all 500+ of them. Gotta love the hyperbole... or at least I hope it is. Don't worry I typically won't message you if you have that tripe in your profile, because I'm "independent".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you would like to. 😜

I will warn you now, I have no interest in being a part of ANY religion and freely mock ALL of them. Especially the ones that use fictional characters or superpowers as the core of their theism.

No smokers, thanks.

PS - If your profile pics are of you in bed, or of you with your cleavage/tits half hanging out, then perhaps you should think about taking some new ones... rather than bitching on your profile about the perverted messages you're getting.