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IOnlyDateDorks

34 Jefferson City, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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'Cynical and spontaneous' seeks 'morbid and moxie' for rousing ordeals, and arguments over what constitutes as a word in the English language.
A positive or negative outlook on the world doesn't bother me... as long as you take what life gives you and have fun at the same time. You know: when life hands you lemons, kill a clown. When you get down to basics I'm pretty much a day dreamer 24/7, which makes the writing/development process all the more fun.

I typically root for the bad guys.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"What the fuck is down? What the fuck is going on in this town? Big blonde wallet full of snakes. Cocktail cupcakes on fire. God damn cheesecake in my jeans. I'll save that for later."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...rolling dice.
I've stopped living the dream, and am now fulfilling the prophecy. I own an eCommerce boardgame store... Check it out at cgcellar.com or cthulhu.biz We have low cost local delivery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A Song of Ice and Fire theories. And why there are so many single mothers and RNs on okcupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching funny stuff on youtube ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tc1_AQ_zc
You should message me if
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...you want to. I don't feign interest in topics to get others to like me. I'm true to myself, and that's all I ask of anyone else. That being said... I'm not here to "make the world a better place", and won't lie to have anyone think I am.

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