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IOnlyDateDorks

35 Jefferson City, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update- it's my birthday...6/28 How exciting. 😜

'Cynical and spontaneous' seeks 'morbid and moxie' for rousing ordeals of "doing whatever". When you get down to basics I'm pretty much a day dreamer, and I usually root for the villains.

I like spending time with my family. Also I enjoy philosophy, psychology, and laughing a bit at the absurdity of politics. I have been described as a nihilist by some... I don't care if that bothers you. So as you can see I stopped living the dream and am now fulfilling the prophecy. And if it helps, there are a lot of beige boxes in my house.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just call me anti-everything ... except supper. I'm never against having supper.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Whole wheat spaghetti
- Correctly sized jeans
- Free advertising
- Dr Pepper
- Talisman and all the expansions
- The 'Hide User' feature on this site
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how weird some of the profiles on here are when the person makes the EXACT same face in ALL their pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing inventory for my shop: http://www.cthulhu.biz
You should message me if
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...you would like to.