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IOnlyDateDorks

34 M Jefferson City, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My Myers-Briggs score is BAMF.
'Cynical and spontaneous' seeks 'morbid and moxie' for rousing ordeals, and arguments over what constitutes as a word in the English language.
A positive or negative outlook on the world doesn't bother me... as long as you take what life gives you and have fun at the same time. You know: when life hands you lemons, kill a clown. When you get down to basics I'm pretty much a day dreamer 24/7, which makes the writing/development process all the more fun.

Often I enjoy pulling the protective skin off the question, "What is entertainment?" and devouring the psychology inside more often than I'd usually admit. Statistical analysis intrigues me.
I typically root for the bad guys.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"What the fuck is down? What the fuck is going on in this town? Big blonde wallet full of snakes. Cocktail cupcakes on fire. God damn cheesecake in my jeans. I'll save that for later."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...rolling dice.
I've stopped living the dream, and am now fulfilling the prophecy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching funny stuff on youtube ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tc1_AQ_zc
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to. I don't feign interest in topics to get others to like me. I'm true to myself, and that's all I ask of anyone else. That being said... I'm not here to "make the world a better place", and won't lie to have anyone think I am.