“We've got a great deal for you here today folks. This here is a Jeff! A middleclass Irish/Italian, produced in California back in 1984, and operated predominately in Texas. This limited edition model was issued with a strong moral compass and processing capabilities that are still competitive today! This Jeff also opens doors, does dishes and laundry, prepares meals (with instructions), puts toilet seats down, is kid friendly, fixes things, and is also easy to maintain.”
*The Jeff on display spins around on a rotating stage*
“So there you have it folks! Stop by and leave a message in our inbox today and we can begin negotiations on a sale immediately!”
In all seriousness though, I don’t take myself too seriously, which is probably rather evident. Life is just too short to get all worked up over things that are just a drop in the bucket.