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IRThatDude

30 M Everett, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I hope it isn't just me, but this sort of thing always makes me feel like I’m trying to sell a used car or something. So I figure why not try and have a little fun with it then!

“We've got a great deal for you here today folks. This here is a Jeff! A middleclass Irish/Italian, produced in California back in 1984, and operated predominately in Texas. This limited edition model was issued with a strong moral compass and processing capabilities that are still competitive today! This Jeff also opens doors, does dishes and laundry, prepares meals (with instructions), puts toilet seats down, is kid friendly, fixes things, and is also easy to maintain.”

*The Jeff on display spins around on a rotating stage*

“So there you have it folks! Stop by and leave a message in our inbox today and we can begin negotiations on a sale immediately!”

In all seriousness though, I don’t take myself too seriously, which is probably rather evident. Life is just too short to get all worked up over things that are just a drop in the bucket.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I’d say, “Wasting my time with OKC” as that’s honestly what it feels like lately. I suppose I’m ever the optimist though as I keep on coming back to this nightmare lol.

As for something useful to someone reading this, I have things in my life pretty well sorted, I suppose all that's left is to find some one to spend it with.
I’m really good at
Hands down, it would be my “Redneck Engineering” skills! It really is amazing to see what you can fix with duct tape, vice grips, WD40, and zip ties. A close runner up would be my ability to stay calm in just about any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
The thing that is pointed out to me the most would have to be the sideburns and my subtle southern accent. Once people get to know me it is probably my pragmatism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything information oriented, I'm a sponge. Fantasy and Sci-fi rock on too! I really liked "White Shark" and "Hitch Hiker's Guide to The Galaxy"! and "World War Z".

Movies:
The Usual Suspects, The Messenger, Sunshine, Count of Monte Cristo, District 9, Idiocracy, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, May, Snow White and the Huntsmen, Pan's Labyrinth, The Hole, Ironclad, Gravity, Princess Bride, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, just to name a few.

Shows:
How The Universe Works, Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman, Modern Marvels, Frozen Planet, Biography, FaceOff, Defiance, Mythbusters, The Americans, The Universe, Firefly, Farscape, Law and Order, Top Gear (UK), Dark Matters, Vikings, Helix, Anime, etc.
(Holy brain-shows Batman!)

Music:
Portishead, Radiohead, Massive Attack, Animal Alpha, Slipknot, Paramore, Nirvana, FooFighters, NIN, Tool, Nora Jones, Tori Amos, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Poe, Garbage, Tracy Bonham, In This Moment, pretty much anything that isn't (c)rap. I'm currently on a classical binge as I have a thing for the piano and cello...

Games:
[Classic] Risk, Monopoly, Life, Twilight Imperium, Cards Against Humanity, DnD, Parcheesi, Cosmic Encounters, Pandemic.
[Video] Final Fantasy, Elder Scrolls, Dead Space, Disgaea, Mario Brothers/Kart, Burn Out, Rock Band, Wii Sports.

Food:
If I can eat it before it eats me, it's on! Specifically though, I like spicy foods a lot. In utero Tex-Mex will do that to a person lol.
The six things I could never do without
Toilet Paper
Caffeine
Floppy Kitties
Sarcasm
My Bike (A motorcycle, a bicycle isn't a bike, its an abomination!)
Tempur-Pedic Mattress... ZZZzzz...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a good chunk of my time thinking about things that probably don’t matter lol. Call it a dreamers prerogative lol.

An example of which would be if starting CrossFit recently is really worth the aches and pain lol. I'm a glutton I guess haha.

On a serious note however, I often think about where I might be in life in 5yrs, and where I thought I'd be today, 5yrs ago lol.
On a typical Friday night I am
I work pretty hard during the week, so I kind of like to take Friday night to decompress and just relax. Late night catching up on my DVR, finding something to read, play a video game, basically just keep it simple.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, since you'd figure this out eventually, my family is pretty crazy... I have minimal contact with some of them and no contact with most of them. I don't like drama, so it is what it is I guess lol.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
*If you think that we would hit it off.
*You have a functioning sense of humor.
*You have some nerdy tendencies and/or can tolerate mine lol.
*You don't do drugs (Pot is OK as long as you don't expect me to do it).
*You have time for a relationship. (I'm not going to be a mistress to your work lol)
*You live within a reasonable distance. (I don't mind driving/riding a bit to see you, but I don't want to be the one to do it every time)