Im looking for someone who can have an intelligent conversation with me and would prefer someone who is witty and sarcastic, since I tend to be a little of both of these. Let's face it, if you're witty that's a guarantee that you have brains, because stupid people aren't witty. A dry sense of humor is awesome. I go to the gym at least 3-4 times a week and would like to meet someone that enjoys working out and taking care of themselves. I am responsible and have my own home, car and career, and I expect my partner to be responsible as well. I prefer someone who is open minded, down to earth and grounded.
I've had some rude men email me and tell me that I'm looking for Mr. Perfect. However, I am not. No one knows my personal story with men and I am through dating the emotionally challenged, alcoholics, jobless, liars, cheaters and drug addicted men. So unless you have walked in my shoes, don't be so judgmental... this goes to many of the Christian men that send me angry and judgmental emails as well.
*PLEASE PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THIS CLAUSE* I do not date heavy drinkers, party-ers, stalkers, or smokers. If you do occasional drugs, then stop reading now. Also, make sure you are divorced or that your divorce is final. Side note: this goes for prescription drug addicts as well. I also don't date bi-polar,manic depressive's, or people with strange fetish issues. Hopefully I've covered everything I need. NOTE: I may have to add more later...
I don't have any children and that is by choice. I love my nephews to death but I also love my freedom.
Anything else, you can ask.
Bonus points if you know how to communicate other than texting, know proper use of capital letters and know how to spell without using acronyms, i.e. LOL, btw, etc.