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I am Specious, Sesquipedalian, and Saturnine

IShredayouface

25 / m / straight / Single

San Francisco, California, United States

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Ethnicity Other, Undeclared

Height 5' 10" (1.77m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals

Smokes Sometimes

Drinks N/A

Drugs N/A

Religion Other and laughing about it

Sign Pisces and it's fun to think about

Education Working on college/university

Job Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev

Income N/A

Kids N/A

Pets Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary

Ah, I knew you would come, welcome! Let me tell you a little bit about myself: I am presently living in San Francisco, though I was born and raised in Chicago. I'm enough of a relativist to realize that there might be such a thing as absolutes, I just haven't found one yet. I thrive on nuance and grey areas. I don't generally get into "conventional" passions but I am often left speechless by simple things: squirrels, snow, my breath, your breath, that we are alive, et cetera. If you want to know more, just ask me.
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Was kann ich sagen? Ich bin sehr langweilich. Ich habe keine idee ueber Deutsche Buchstabieren. Es tut mir leid.

What I'm doing with my life

Questioning. Deeply yearning for the acceptance that there is no answer.

I'm really good at

Being boring and childish. Watching squirrels for hours on end. Writing music that is unlikely to ever be heard again Fitting in with many different types of people. Sophistry. Constructing pleonastic sentences that are absolute bullshit so that I sound smarter than I actually am. Being calm when surrounded by chaos.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Most likely whatever puerile little thing I am presently doing to draw attention to myself. People who are moderately intelligent usually make the mistake of thinking that I am articulate.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Everybody always says "too many to list," and I have the same inclination. But.... that seems like a huge cop-out so I'll list a select few.
Books: The Stranger, Tractatus-Logico-Philosophicus, Brave New World.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Waking life, Breakfast Club.
Music: Tool, Aphex Twin, Sigur Ros, Rainer Maria, Gravenhurst, Squarepusher.
Food: Indian, Thai, Southern American, German, Vietnamese.

The six things I could never do without

Change, contact, conversation, corruption, compassion, countless others.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Things of little significance (which is everything). That being said, almost everything is fun to think about. I ponder whether there is such a thing as causation: I admit that correlation can approach 1 to 1, but i doubt that anything beyond that can be proven. I think about people (we're such beautiful, fucked-up organisms), why we do what we do, etc. Lately I have also been wondering what the hell happened to the other two guys that used to be on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch box.

On a typical Friday night I am

Out somewhere, surrounded by people; alone. Or otherwise engulfed in solipsism.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I have been arrested before. Also, I used to be a BIG fan of "Degrassi: The Next Generation."

You should message me if

You're bored. You're dying and need me to say last rites or to carry your final message to the world. You are the living embodiment of Jesus Christ (or any other such avatar for that matter). Your third eye is open - even if it is crusted over with sleep - or for any reason you like.

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