Psst..I have a short story to tell. Dont tell Ms Deb.
Last time, I use to go to dinosaur museum wif my teacher. She likes to bring her students when she got time. Then that day my turn to go. Dunno why. Maybe I too IRRREZISTABBLY hamson. :P So we go in the morning. We reach about 10am. The doors just open. Inside have a lot of dinosaur, some big, some small, some medium size like my teacher but none like my size.
So that day we walk walk walk, den come to one display dinosaur. I was looking at it and den I ask my teacher, “Ms Deb (short for abbacaddeborah), how you know if this dinosaur is a girl?” Then she replied, “Ohhh.. you just have to look at its body. Usually they have two papaya just above their stomach.” So I told her curiously, “Is ittt..? Doesn’t matter if the papaya big or not ah?” And she said “Yess… clever boi.. “. I giggled shortly after looking at Ms Deb's. So den we went to another display. “Ms Deb, then this one the dinosaur haf no papaya, how liddat?” She said, “Ohh.. if they don’t have papaya, then you have to look below. Below the stomach, in between the legs, there should be a banana. Sometimes come with rambutans. If got banana, means it’s a boy.” So i said, “Ohh.. waa this dinosaur banana quite big ah. But no lambutan. Nemind as long as have banana means boy rite?”… “Yes my clever boi,” said Ms Deb.
So lastly we saw a display right before before the exit. And me being so smart, shouted at Ms Deb excitedly, “Ms Deb! This one dinosaur very tricky but I noe! You see ah. Just now you said if hav two papaya at the body means girl. But this one dun have. Then this one ALSO dun have banana. Rambutan oso missing. So you know what Ms Deb? I think this dinosaur is bapok.” Ms Deb fainted.