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I_AM_YUMBO

28 Phoenix, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 2, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Esperanto (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I see you. Lookin' at me. You know you want some of this. Some of the Yumbo. That's why y'all checking me out ;). Yeah.

I'm a gentle, thorough, sensitive lover. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I will be the one getting yo' FREAK on ;). Wine, Roses, Sade, the whole bit. I am also a master of the culinary arts. I will make you a clam chowder you will NEVER forget ;).

For reasons I don't want to disclose, I need someone who is doting, compassionate, understanding, and VERY open-minded. I have a hard time trusting people (again, don't feel comfortable talking about it), and can occasionally be very secretive. I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I need a shoulder to cry on. I'm missing one of my limbs.

I love kids :). I want my own someday. Preferably a son. We'll play baseball together. Me and my son. And someday we'll watch a sunset together. All of us. One big family.

I am Suave, Sassy, and Stylin'
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a master chef!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, cleaning, communicating (I'm a very good listener.), taking care of my pets, kama sutra.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of shy in person. I tend to just fade into the background. :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fahrenheit 451, The Redwall series, The Joy of Cooking, The joy of Sex.

Movies: The Highlander series. There can be only one! lol

Music: Inuit Throat Singing, Bjork, and Three Dog Night. That about covers it (I think).

Food: ALL OF IT! :D

TV: According to Jim, Two and a half Men, King of Queens
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cherry Flavored Lip Gloss
2. Sparkling Mineral Water
3. My pets
4. Rock Band
5. Korean Food (YUM!)
6. Bjork
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next culinary masterpiece, proper pet care, and the art of love...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting up the Karaoke bar, and wowing them with my mad skills. Unless I'm taking someone's shift at work, and cooking up a storm. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just LOVE getting tied up in things ;)
You should message me if
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you dare....