I had a List. OKcupid ate my list. I'm not sure, whether the
OKoverlord did not approve, and thus decided to smite it (I don't
often use thus or smite). I'm starting a new list.
1. Must Like Dogs,
not tolerate, actually like.
2. Gets a little wet when in close proximity to a juke box.
3. Can handle bawdy language and completely inappropriate
statements.
4. Doesn't feel the need to check each and every room for a
mirror.
5. Knows how many senators there are, and can name one from their
home state. Exceptions made for people in D.C.
6. More Comfortable in a Dive Bar than in a night club, and
recognizes Dive Bars are not packed full of hipsters under
30.
7. Does not buy gossip and entertainment magazines, but might
browse while in the check out line.
8. Does not know the names of Brangelina's children, or wish you
didn't anyway.
9. Does not feel comfortable about blending together the names of
celebrity couple's names.
10. Despises reality television.
11. Wouldn't mind being tied up during sex.
12. Thinks this world is Fucked, but not too disheartened to think
it can't be fixed.
13. Dislikes big corporations, even if they have good coffee.
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 5' 9" (1.75m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and very serious about it
Sign Taurus but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from masters program
Job Construction / Craftsmanship
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children
Pets Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages English
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Living my failures, and kicking the can a little further down the
road.
I'm really good at
Being modest.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm not as ugly as I photograph (should they see the
picture first), otherwise, well fuck, I'm baldish?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I read.
I watch.
Tend to go to a fair number of shows.
I eat.
I watch.
Tend to go to a fair number of shows.
I eat.
The six things I could never do without
1. My dog
2. Lists of Six
3. My Eyelids
4. Water
5. Air
6. Food
2. Lists of Six
3. My Eyelids
4. Water
5. Air
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm able to stand with out falling over all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Geesh, this like asking if I'm a loser or not.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I tend to avoid cracks in the sidewalk, mostly when walking alone.
You should message me if
Willing and able.
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