Hi, my name's Justin. I often amuse myself, mostly through applying the concept of nonstandari nterpretations to language. I like talking to strangers, and making them laugh.
I once had a friend reply that he was a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm when asked a question in lecture. If I'm awesome, I know I'm not that kind of awesome. I'll never prance around onstage shirtless, but I might croon like a canary if poked with a brand-name Pokin' Stick.
If you're reading this profile, you're literate. Awesome! If you're reading this profile and are not literate, please tell me what the hell is going on.
I'm over my ska phase, but I still like really cheesy covers done by anyone. Except that one cover of "Spirit in the Sky" which is painful to listen to and probably much worse to interpretive dance to.
I have been called the bedrock / bulldog of the apartment complex I live in by a close neighbor, the guy they come to if something goes wrong because they know I'm protective of those I care about. I think this probably says more about me than anything. If you're sick, I'll cook you soup and won't think twice about it.
I grew up in the suburbs, and nothing relieves me quite as much as knowing I'm in a big city, doing big city things.