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I_Eat_Time_20

30 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
About me: A computer, some books, a stack of LPs, a shoeshine sponge- wait, nevermind.

Hi, my name's Justin. I often amuse myself, mostly through applying the concept of nonstandari nterpretations to language. I like talking to strangers, and making them laugh.

I once had a friend reply that he was a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm when asked a question in lecture. If I'm awesome, I know I'm not that kind of awesome. I'll never prance around onstage shirtless, but I might croon like a canary if poked with a brand-name Pokin' Stick.

If you're reading this profile, you're literate. Awesome! If you're reading this profile and are not literate, please tell me what the hell is going on.

I'm over my ska phase, but I still like really cheesy covers done by anyone. Except that one cover of "Spirit in the Sky" which is painful to listen to and probably much worse to interpretive dance to.

I have been called the bedrock / bulldog of the apartment complex I live in by a close neighbor, the guy they come to if something goes wrong because they know I'm protective of those I care about. I think this probably says more about me than anything. If you're sick, I'll cook you soup and won't think twice about it.

I grew up in the suburbs, and nothing relieves me quite as much as knowing I'm in a big city, doing big city things.
What I’m doing with my life
I have found, like Mr. Joel, that just surviving is a noble fight.

There is an office building in downtown Atlanta that I spend eight and a half hours a weekday in, so that I may fund the leisure time to learn more about cooking traditional Mexican food, drinking fancy drinks, reading fancy nonfiction books, and buying (fancy) gas.

I make learning a priority, especially about philosophy and science, because learning should only stop when your brain does. People who know a lot about a lot of things will always hold 100% of my attention.

In lieu of a semi-functional car, I recently bought a scooter. Wait, before you laugh, it's a hefty 2-seater 250cc scooter with a top speed of 70 mph and is seriously a blast to drive.

You may resume laughing now.
I’m really good at
the things I'm really good at, and constructing tautologies.

I can make a wonderful cup of coffee however you'd like it, and cook a meal that would put my microwave tray past up for serious doubt. Being a charming smartass, doing point-set topology and analysis, and exhuding polite to any and everyone. I broke both the mean bones in my body.

Talking politics without arguing politics is something I do often and wish I did more. Politics, by the way, is a placeholder for "things in society that people consider important," and I live by the maxim that anything you consider important is worth my time to treat with respect.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they're smiling at a guy they don't know.

After that, I'll get a question as to what, exactly, are the colors in my eyes. (It's hazel!)

Or: That I am bringing back looking like an eccentric college professor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The list could go on forever, so here's a recent snapshot instead!

A) I am actually digesting a lot of material with regards to social justice/first world feminism. It is a fascinating perspective, and very chewy. I'd love to discuss some stuff, but... Well, welcome to the South.

B) In a fit of frustration I recently sat down and watched almost the entirety of Parks and Recreation. I normally hate television if it's not Clone High, but this shit is all for reall funny n' shit.

C) Lately I've been rocking out hip hop and 90s trip-hop in equal amounts. Who else loves Sneaker Pimps? What do you mean you don't remember them?

D) I have fallen in love with chorizo; with eggs, just sauteed with peppers and onions, on tacos, off the floor, I don't give a damn. So good.

Worth being permanent: Were it not for the shame response and my dentist, I would cheerfully shove all the Nutella in the world into my disgusting maw. All of it!
The six things I could never do without
Don't be fooled, I really like music. I also like (semi)digestible consumables, up to and including alcohol. My own amusement. The friends; the best friends; my friends. Feeling like I'm helping the people around me do what they need to do to be happy. I can't count higher than this! (I am a liar!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I should be thinking about. So, to wit, recursion.

Non-cop-out answer: How to walk the fine line between honesty and consideration for the feelings of others. What it means to be human. How to make the world a better place.

As per Kurt Vonnegut's advice in Timequake, I think about how I would survive or get out of really bad crisis situations and hypothetical scenarios I might find myself in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Half the time I am cooking an obscenely opulent dinner with a friend, the other half I am out with other friends eating obscenely opulent dinner and drinking incredibly pretentious beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have greatly unorthodox views, for my age and social group, about what's wrong with the world, what's right, and how to shrink the first group while growing the second.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you think we can be happy underground. If you know that the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, and if you're actual size. You wear a shirt of violent green, uh-huh. If you're not looking for love in plaster. If you will write a book, and it will be called "Life and How To Live It." If your evenings fall just like a star, and leave a trail behind. You're big in Japan, you make all the beatboys scream. If you don't want to go to Sunset Strip; you don't want to feel the emptiness. If you are Sheela-na-Gig, you exhibitionist!

More poignantly, if you're interested in science, a little more left-brained, and have a good sense of humor about everything. If you find you make your friends laugh more than the other way around. If you understand falling for someone doesn't mean drama at all, and probably shouldn't.

I should probably post-face (word? it is now!) that I don't really dig Southern accents. Don't ask me why, it's not fair, and not justified, but it certainly is.