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I_Hate_Clowns

32 M Easton, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back home after 7 years in the Navy ... if you don't support our troops, then kindly move along. Thanks.

Okay, so this is my second go at a profile here. The first one was a not-so-serious one and although it actually worked pretty well and made people laugh, I've decided to be just a bit more serious with this one.

I'm going to write more I promise ... but right now I'm busy listening to music. Sorry.

Also ...
1) Robots need not apply.
B) Robot enthusiasts feel free.
42) Robot dancers, Oh' SNAP!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm filling out these forms ... when will they ever stop?! Seriously, there are a million of them and like 6 thousand questions keep popping up for me to answer. I don't think my profile will ever be 100% completed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking naps - Doing the Robot - Being Obsessive Compulsive - Singing like Michale Graves - MTG - Quoting Monty Python and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Making you happy - Kicking it old school - Not staying awake when it's after midnight - And eating ... the list goes on and on ...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super powers of being awesome.

And ... if you know about Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, Lonsdale or other things of the same likeness, we will get along swimmingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- 42 - Do you know where your towel is? ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you play RPGs pen n' paper style ... you should portal yourself over to me immediately. That is all, thank you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's taking you so long to write me back. I mean, I read your entire profile just like you asked in your 'self summary' section. I wrote you a totally non creeper like message. I'm at least like 80% of what you say you're looking for ... AND ... well just because.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I would be hanging out with you ... but ... you haven't written me yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm like bacon in the morning ... cracklin' ...
And I am kink friendly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... You should just message me ... there is no 'IF'.
By the way, I am a strong believer in girls taking the initiative to start a conversation ... I think it should be a 50/50 thing. Seriously, I would really like getting the first message every once in a while. Thanks :)

... I like turtles ...