By the way, this is my new favorite song. You should give it a listen.
No ... seriously, it is. Darth Vader himself said so ... you can ask him. No, I wouldn't lie about that. Really. I mean, I'm pretty sure you'll like my profile.
Yes, I am REAL.
Yes, I am actually the person in the photos.
No, I am not wasting your time.
Yes, I would like to go out with you and eat some snacks.
By the way, it's important to note that I am EDGE.
1) Robots need not apply.
B) Robot enthusiasts feel free.
42) Robot dancers, Oh' SNAP!!!