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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:34am
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Not at all
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* Remastered, Redubbed, Hi-Fi, Super Duper, 1.21 Gigawatts of AWESOME profile power!!! *

By the way, this is my new favorite song. You should give it a listen.

Yes, I am REAL.
Yes, I am actually the person in the photos.
No, I am not wasting your time.
Yes, I would like to go out with you and eat some snacks.

By the way, it's important to note that I am EDGE.

Also ...
1) Robots need not apply.
B) Robot enthusiasts feel free.
42) Robot dancers, Oh' SNAP!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for Fall to come so I can run down wooded pathways, crunching crinkly leaves under my feets!

Other than that ... I spend most of my time at the local comic/hobby shops in the LV. If you're ever down for playing some really rad games, or just seeing what these shops are all about, send me a message. :]

I work as a Paraeducator at a local trade school and as a manager at a local comic shop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking naps - Doing the Robot - Being Obsessive Compulsive - Singing like Michale Graves - MTG - Quoting Monty Python and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Making you happy - Kicking it old school - Not staying awake when it's after midnight - And eating ... the list goes on and on ...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm reserved, and that I'm tall. Not like a GIANT mind you ... but tall nonetheless.

Bonus* if you know about Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, Lonsdale or other things of the same likeness, we will get along swimmingly. Yes ... I said swimmingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything by Douglas Adams. The Hitchhikers Guide series is especially my favorite.

My favorite movies are E.T., The Labryinth, and Goonies. If you like any form of Indie movies, 80s/90s movies with Christian Slater, Iconic 80's teen movies, Indy, Star Wars, Back to the Future, LotR, Trek Next Gen, War movies, or anything with really sweet J.Henson style puppets, we can be best friends forever.

I love music ... it's fantastic.

I like Pho ... a lot. More than any one person should. Seriously, it's true. I also love Thai food ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you play RPGs pen n' paper style ... you should portal yourself over to me immediately. That is all, thank you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't like the OKC silly questions ... Most of them are totally irrelevant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I would be hanging out with you ... but ... you haven't written me yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How many books I've judged by their covers ... and how many covers I've judged by their fuzziness.

I'm like bacon in the morning ... cracklin' ...

I like casual snacks.
You should message me if
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... You should just message me ... there is no 'IF'.
This whole 'IF' thing is nonsense. Bollocks!

Also, if you don't support our troops, then kindly move along. Thanks.

... I like turtles ...