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I_Kringles_I

32 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a relaxed person and typing in a box.

My previous summary contained a generic list of things I liked. This really isn't impressive, especially for someone who just moved to Chicago, from San Francisco, and has a lot of time on their hands.

I was born and raised in California. The majority of who I am would be a combination of nerdy, neurotic, dorky, athletic, open-minded, curious, empathetic,..., you're probably starting to see I strive for balance. Inner monologues are my thing. as you read this, I'm talking to myself. People probably think I'm crazy, but if you skip down to the section of what is my most private admittance, then you can see why it doesn't bother me. Therefore, should I continue to explain "who I am?"

Do you notice how everyone uses comedy and humor as a super important characteristic? Isn't that common sense? I mean, I do love it when I meet someone and our comedic wave lengths overlap, but I want to also meet someone I can sit down with, not say a word, but have an amazing time. Are people seriously laughing 24/7 with their loved ones? That can't be healthy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I kinda had this plan to be a high school math teacher, I have a math degree, been working in education, in some capacity for 6 years, but something changed recently and now I'm at a crossroads. The more older I get, the more I realize how I want a very simple life. That is, my goal is to own very few possessions, meet great people, live in amazing urban cities, relocate when things get stale, rinse and repeat. So, now I find myself in Chicago, starting over. The education thing and saving the world is still at the back of my mind.

Recently, I've decided to move back to San Francisco, Portland, or somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
typing in profile boxes and over-thinking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm shy at first, but get dorky and wacky over time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Choke, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Watchmen, Sandman.

Movies: Sideways, Stranger than Fiction, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Requiem for a Dream, The Fifth Element, American Beauty, Best in Show, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, No Country for Old Men, Saved!, Office Space, The Shape of Things, The Matrix, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Swingers, Breaking the Maya Code, Pulp Fiction, Grindhouse : Death Proof, Inglorious Basterds, 16 Years of Alcohol, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 40 Year Old Virgin, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Seven Samurai, The Bicycle Thief, Pan's Labyrinth, Before Sunset, This Film Is Not Yet Rated, Food Inc, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Star Wars.

TV Shows: Reno 911!, Arrested Development, The Guild, The Office UK, Spaced, ARCHER, Community, FRONTLINE, NOVA, Scrubs, NewsRadio, Firefly, Saturday Night Live , The Office, The Colbert Report, Weeds, American Dad .

Music: Modest Mouse, Massive Attack, Weezer, The Roots, The Rentals, Zero 7, Broken Social Scene, The Shins, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, AIR, Sigur Rós, Cat Power, Beck, Beirut, Menomena, Pinback, The Beatles, Fleet Foxes, Portishead, Built to Spill, Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton, Alicia Keys, Gnarls Barkley.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food
Water
Music
Movies
Internet
A bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
reality and the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing or drinking with good people, depends on my weekend plans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I constantly believe that "now" isn't really happening
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to go for a bike ride or explore Chicago.