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32 Fairport, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:14am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I kinda wish I could get a look at the guys on here to see what I'm competing with so I can better calculate my chances with you fine lady-folk, but I'm not devoted enough to that cause to create a fake female profile.

Yes, this is how I choose to summarize myself.

Also, I'm pretty certain I'm going to be a dapper old man. I don't know where else to put this thought on my profile.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm just working and stuff, but I'm also recording some music soon. It'll be fun.

I work at a day care but I'm also searching for a new career and hoping to get into a teaching fellows program in NYC. I'd love to teach. I'm a natural teacher; naively wise, if there is such a thing.
I’m really good at
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Analyzing things that don't pertain directly to my life. I'm also really good at misinterpreting minor social interactions that do directly pertain to my life.

More measurable things I'm good at include singing, writing, teaching kids about things. I'm great at saying things like, "Let's not bring FDR's legs into this," when someone tells me one of my jokes is "lame". I'm good at telling lame jokes. I excel at empathy -- I'm so good, in fact, that for a day I thought I might actually be an indigo child. I'm really good at making reference to things that people generally won't get, not because those references are too highbrow or something, but because they are outside the realm of genuine interest... say, indigo children for instance.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really don't know. I thought I did for a while, but I don't. If I had to guess, I'd say they notice my masculinity, for I appear that way, and to a large extent I am that way. But I think they'd also see something in my eyes they can't quite decipher - something as tender and kind as it is angry and dark. I tend to imagine people seeing me the way that they see intelligence in an animal never thought to be that intelligent before. And for whatever reason that blows their mind, meanwhile the animal has always been that intelligent - it's nothing new.

(what the hell is he talking about????)

I have a friend who said I have a perfect hairline. I suppose that's noticeable upon first meeting me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Sirens of Titan, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Giver, Gene Wolfe's The Book of the New Sun.

Favorite movies: Buffalo 66, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List. I've been more interested in documentaries than scripted stuff lately... The Cocaine Cowboys was pretty good. Oh, and I like Justice League and other DC comic animated movies... I'm a dork.

Favorite music: Peter Gabriel, Bon Iver, Elbow, Tool, Pinback, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Biggie, Tupac, Led Zeppelin, Vivaldi, Mozart, Dvorak, Beatles, Beck...

Favorite food: I like breakfast stuff the best, eggs and sausage and the like... or a nice, manly quiche. Quiche is great. I do not like vegan food, or I should say I don't like vegan food that is meant to look and taste somewhat like regular food - for instance vegan buffalo wings. I do however like vegan food that is what it is, for instance, asparagus. I'm trying to eat healthier, one day I'd like to eat all organic food and have a great big garden and own chickens and stuff.

TV: Futurama, Nova, Nature, PBS specials, Craig Ferguson, I watch Tosh.0 but I'm not really proud to broadcast that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep. I love to sleep. Not due to laziness, I just like what my mind sees when I sleep. Well, for the most part anyways. Sometimes I have a really bad dream, like when Pope Benedict tried to kill me and his face turned slightly more evil looking than it already looks. I don't know where that one came from, but it wasn't fun. There wouldn't be 5 other things.

If you're looking for a more serious response, then my six things would all be immaterial as I'm growing more and more averse to material possessions. I'd choose family, friends, music, intelligence, humor, and the knowledge that what we really truly know is as limited as our reach.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How absurd humanity is, how short our collective memory is, how quick we are to react, how slow we are to understand, how easy it is to manipulate us. If there were some kind of advanced alien adjudicators deciding the fate of humanity, I think they'd rule against us simply due to that mechanical, singing, mounted bass from the 90's or so, never mind the wars and crimes against humanity. For a brief moment, that invention was the culmination of all human history. If I think about that too much, it makes me sad.

Fortunately for me, I also think about a lot of stupid stuff. For instance, the other day my mother was telling my aunt that there was a wine or tea or something she had tried called Sugar Bush, then I said to my brother, "Wasn't that your nickname in high school?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to *NSYNC's song - you know the one - the one about how it's Friday night and they just got paid. I think that's as deep as the song gets. I don't actually do that, I just like the imagery of a grown man sitting down, enjoying a fine, aged bourbon, his ankle resting atop his knee as he swirls the golden swill under his nose. He contemplates the complexities and nuances of the song and always seems to find something new as he ventures into richer and more fulfilling layers of it. It's funny because that song is stupid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't learn to blow bubbles in my bubble gum until I was 26 or so and I still can't roll my Rs.
You should message me if
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If you're reasonably certain you're smart.

Anyway, what I want more than anything is someone who can make me laugh as much as I make her laugh; whose smile makes me smile; and who can help me stay positive, because I will easily be able to do that for her while doing it for myself can be trying at times.