What can I say? Do I really know myself well enough to give ya a
brief summary about me? LOL NO. I'm a happy-go-lucky idiot with a
lack of common sense. I'm the guy who likes to go to the toy stores
and shoot the employees with the nerf guns. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! I AM
THE LAW. I'm not good at much of anything, but I do enjoy me some
good candy. You'll
know I'm around when you hear my loud mouth. Motor-mouth on a tank
full of gas, there ain't no end. I like to dance like an idiot and
sip on purple
drank. I'm the bubble gum poppin' weirdo that's
roaming the streets at night when you're asleep. I enjoy candle lit
dinners, long walks on the beach, and double-team crime fighting.
SUGAR + ME = :D
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 5' 5" (1.65m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)
Smokes No
Drinks N/A
Drugs Never
Religion Other and laughing about it
Sign Libra and it's fun to think about
Education Graduated from high school
Job Other
Income $20,000-$30,000
Kids N/A
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English
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My Notes edit
My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I'm doing a bit of everything. I like trying new things, even if it
means I have to stay out past my bed time. I walk the streets
thinking life is just one big musical, even if it's all in my head.
I'm really good at
Being annoying, playing around, being lubby dubby, eatin' candy,
purple drank, and ridin' dirtay.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
BEING A LOUD MOUTH IS THE VERY FIRST THING. Next is my annoying
personality, then it's my mouth that doesn't quit, after that is my
loving addiction to sugaaaaar.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
OMFG CANDY, BUBBLE BUM, SPAGETTI, sea foodz, MANSTA, peaches,
strawberries, bananas, Chinese food, RIBZ YO, PURPLE DRANK!
The six things I could never do without
Candy, Music, Movies, Chick chickas!, kitties, and my pirate ship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Wizard of Oz. You know how cool it would be to go down the
yellow brick road? Mother fraggin' party at Emerald City!
On a typical Friday night I am
UP DOIN' MY OWN THANG, YO. DAWG. GANGSTA. SPINNAS. (Insert slang
word here.)
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
There's a method to this madness.
You should message me if
You like having fun, eat candy, chew bubble gum, drive fast, want
sum cuddlingzz, ridin' dirtay, making out in the rain, drink purple
drank, have a monster in your closet, play DDR, partyan', chillan',
or just like to wear candy necklaces around your neck!
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