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28 Bristol, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 8:19am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hai, I'm Luke!
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly working in stockbroking administration and have just gone in on a house with my good friend/attorney, so will be spending a fair bit of time sorting things out and pimping the place up! Other than that I am always researching new music and have been known to exercise (gasp) on occasion.

I like to DJ and have been mostly mixing footwork/juke/160 lately, but will always be a dyed-in-the-wool junglist/breakcore/gabber fiend at heart. Check out my Soundcloud page for the mixes that I put up every now and again:

In my spare time I mix, chill with my friends, put some tunes on and read, watch trash/long-format TV, do some exercise, cook hench meals for people, go out (or stay in) to watch films, chill in the park, go swimming/climbing etc...
I’m really good at
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Mixing tunes, cooking from scratch & baking, groovin' on down, spelling & defining words, overthinking stuff, wearing black, computer games, sleeping & bed-related activities, absorbing trivia, being shunned on dating websites, drinking lots of coffee
The first things people usually notice about me
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My scintillating wit and charm?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Red Dwarf, Crime & Punishment, His Dark Materials, Manufacturing Consent, A Song of Fire & Ice, Harry Potter, Killing Hope, The Corporation, Freakonomics, The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole, recipe books, etc. etc.

Music: DJ Rashad (RIP), Soundmurderer, Tom Petty, DJ Shimamura, Stivs, Traxman, Deftones, Rcola, Hellfish, Björk, Jacky Murda, DJ Spinn, 16ArmedJack, Kings of Leon, Venetian Snares, Boylan, Modeselektor, DJ Manny, The Fugees, FFF, DJ Earl, Aaron Spectre, MuDvAyNe, Traxman, Kruder & Dorfmeister, DJ Roc, RP Boo, SOAD, The DJ Producer, The Bug, DJ Ikkodate, Aphrodite, Muse, Congo Natty, Deltron 3030, Knifehandchop, DJ Sharpnel, QOTSA, The Braindrillerz, Fexomat, Bass Clef, Vandal, Rotator, The Foo Fighters, Krumble, Duran Duran Duran, Atari Teenage Riot, etc. etc.

Food: I like pretty much anything apart from bloody olives! I'm a fairly solid cook and love banging out industrial amounts of food when people come over.

Films: 12 Angry Men, Man Bites Dog, Intouchables, The Raid: Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Star Wars, Heat, The Kings of Summer, Akira, The Matrix, Abres Los Ojos, Inception, Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, B-movie horror films, various Disney animations :P

TV: Boardwalk Empire, GoT, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, 30 Rock, Trailer Park Boys, South Park, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, The Office (UK & US), Father Ted, New Girl, Man vs Food, Masterchef, The Great British Bake-Off (Mary Berry is my homegirl :P), Regular Show, Adventure Time, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, Death Note, Attack on Titan, The Devil is a Part Timer!, Psycho-Pass, The Venture Bros, Archer, Cow & Chicken, Animaniacs, Freakazoid, The Tick

Games: FF VII, Time Crisis, Desert Strike, System Shock 2, Half-Life, Thief, Peggle, The House of the Dead, The Elder Scrolls, Mortal Kombat III, Sonic & Knuckles, Super Mario 3, Viewtiful Joe, Plants vs Zombies, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Super Smash Bros. Melee, XIII, Perfect Dark, Kabuki Quantum Fighter, Kirby's Adventure, The Curse of Monkey Island, Mega Man, Doom 3, Soul Calibur IV, Marvel vs Capcom

My most favourite things are clearly massive lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My tunes
My chums
A gas hob
Mexican food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to cook for dinner...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out at various establishments dedicated to drinking and/or dancing, round my friend's houses, or having a chilled one cooking, watching films, reading, playing computer games, mixing, etc.
You should message me if
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You've made it this far and fancy meeting up for a chat -L X