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31 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Oh, hi there. Almost missed you.

Who am I?

I'm Ash. I'm a managing pharmacist. I have a shitton of ambition, drive, focus and confidence. I aim to move into an executive role within the next 5 years. I'm currently working on an Executive MBA.

Also, I powerlift, which is competitive weightlifting in three lifts - the bench press, deadlift and squat. I'm not that good at it, but I am very passionate about it.

Other possibly relevant details:
*I've come to the realization that I truly love learning. As such, I travel any chance I get so I can learn about different cultures while experiencing some amazing things - hiking glaciers in New Zealand, climbing a snow-covered volcano in Chile, white water rafting in Costa Rica, amongst other places and activities.
*I have a weekly subscription to the Economist that I enjoy reading at the local coffee shop. I'm also getting into investing.
*Big hockey fan (including fantasy pools)
*Snowboarding is awesome, though I did not make it out this year.
*I own a two floor terrace home style condo in the market. I also have a car. My life is in order.
*When I'm not engaged in serious pursuits (i.e. work) I'm a bit of a shit disturber. I tend to be a subconscious observer and as such impersonate others on a whim without knowing that I'm capable of it. Sometimes I miss the mark completely, but I'm okay with that.
*I have a beard now. Never did before. I get horrible razor burn so I figured I'd give it a go. Apparently there is a subsection of women who dig it. I'm just glad they don't think I'm a terrorist.
*I really like English Bulldogs. I want one or seven eventually, but I currently lack the time resource to properly take care of them.
*I don't use emoticons or "LOL", though I have no problem with people who do.
*I'm essentially bilingual (depending on one's definition). I counsel patients in French all the time.
I’m really good at
Chugging beer, though I retired several years ago.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have egg yolk in my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I rarely read books. I like reading periodicals like the Economist, the news, and continuing education.

Movies: Fight Club, Swingers, Anchorman, Cool Runnings ("kiss my egg!")

TV: Southpark, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, The Office, Portlandia, Community

Music: I listen to a lot of hardcore/grind/metal - Converge, Shai Hulud, Nasum, Most Precious Blood, Phobia, Intronaut, Maharahj, Buried Inside, Pig Destroyer, Cattle Decapitation, Hatebreed etc. Not everyone's cup of tea - it doesn't matter to me if others love it or hate it. I also listen to a lot of underground and gangsta rap (Wu Tang, Gravediggaz, Ice Cube, Eazy-E, Immortal Technique, Mr. Lif, M.O.P.), some rock (Faith No More, Alice in Chains, Deftones) and trip-hop (Portishead, Esthero).

Food: Well, since I powerlift, I need lots of calories, including protein and carbs. I used to focus on clean foods only, but it's tough to get enough calories that way. My favourite foods are my mom's Indian food, pizza, shawarma, wings, nachos and burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Honestly, humans can adapt. I dislike the dire nature of this section. But yeah, I like my Android.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling, my ambitions, and lady parts
On a typical Friday night I am
Kickin' it with friends with a beer in hand, though I work every second weekend so maybe that's not such a typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Those aliens on Sesame Street scare the hell outta me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're cool with the fact that I'm insanely busy. I'm looking to take things slow.

Also, you dig the brown lumberjack look. Labcoat optional. Rowrrrr....

....or something.

***Quickmatch is flattering, but it's kind of tedious to figure out who rated me highly. Just send me a "howdy" and I'll take it from there. I think there's a green dot next to my profile.