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Joe aka Joey aka Joseph aka Cougar Magnum aka The One Man Wrecking Crew. Never been good at writing, but I can do bullet points. Short and sweet. Red hair. Tall. "Chunky" pfffft. Beard. Facial piercins. Smart AND sassy. Already bored of this. BLAH BLAH BLAH I like History BLAH BLAH I wanna go to Japan and teach and eventually become a Historian. It seems like my friends and I are the only ones with a good sense of humor. Huge nerd here, I have actually started a Chess Club in High School. Video games and Music are NEAT. Oh and I like ANIME. I hate British people.... but I like Monty Python... weird. Are. Yellow beam car door knob. Forty two. 42. Go forth. Cunt necked bitch face. BigFuckingFatFloppyDick. Horned owl. Flash. Wrapper on the floor. Bag. Dew. Funk head for the public pubic power. Steal steel. BLAH BLAH BLAH. When I poop I like to practice making ugly faces in the mirror. Pwnd! Ownd! Faced! Balled! Throat Chop! Floral pattern on anything is something I am not a fan of. Koalas have an extra thumb. JUDO. It is 9AM on Jan. 6th, 2009 and I am drinking Rum out of the bottle yo. I really like my new crew socks I got for Christmas… I always like new crew socks. <(‘o’<) (>’o’<) (>’o’)> dancing Kirby. Duuuuuuuuuuuude…. Dude… I gots buttloads of Best Buy Bucks, I needs to buys me some stuffs. BLABLAH BLAH. They calls me Puddin’ Tayne. I like stuff. BLAH fuck you BLAH BLAH. 9:11 AM. It’s kinda hard to just SPLURT out anything and everything. I use my big toe to clean the random GLOBS of hair out of the shower drain. Samurai slap showdown sometime at sundown Sunday Sunday Sunday in September. Mogwai rocks. 9:18AM. Oooooooooo this is almost like a journal. I did this saw this punched this chick bought this drank this and went here. See ya Space Cowboy…

History major in college... woot woot, wakka wakka, and so forth and so on. One of my life goals is to be White American w/Sunglasses in a random low budget Japanese movie.

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Big. Red. 00 gauge septum. Lip rings. Lop-sided Bridge. Red beard.

Books: Kafka, Abnett, Poe, William King, Adams. I HATE STEPHEN KING... HE EATS A BUTTLOAD OF DICK.

Movies: Pi, Seven Samurai, any Zombie, Kung Fu, Super hero, or Western movie, Indiana Jones rocks my socks, ....

TV: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rescue Me, Firefly, The Twilight Zone, ....

Music: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, the Mars Volta, Deftones, Man Man, Modest Mouse, Coheed and Cambria, Ugly Casanova, Wolf Parade, Killswitch Engage, David Bowie, The Kills, Incubus, Interpol, Iron and Wine, Electric Six, GWAR, Belle and Sebastian, Chromeo, Circa Survive, Architecture in Helsinki, Ministry, MSI, APC, Tool, Andre Bocelli, Luciano Pavarotti, Mogwai, Pixies, The Flaming Lips, Bear Vs Shark, Melt Banana, Utada Hikaru, Primus, Clinic, Tegan and Sara, Rilo Kiley, Dethklock, Eminence Orchestra, Iron Maiden, Nightwish, Green Carnation, Spoon, The Shins, Cat Power, Frou Frou, Kenna, etc...

Food: Ramen, Corn, Tea, Chicken

Letters A thru F.

Ashikaga Yoshimitsu. Why hasn't anyone erected Golden Statues of Bebop and Rocksteady. Zombie attacks are cool. What super power I would have. Kung Fu movies.

Drinking wiT my BudZ YO!

I have a Gay Grandma.

You're not an effin idiot.