Humanist. I write short sentences. Sports fan, football more than anything. I'm a fairly responsible gent.

I think it should be of note that I don't take this seriously. I have a picture of me in a gas mask and I'm wearing short shorts, it's not something I wear on a daily basis.

Working two jobs, living life, not being bothered by the little things. Just moved back to Charlotte after living in Kentucky for a year.

Making poached eggs.

Watching movies, trivia, wasting time, keeping a clean house, accidentally being offensive?

Completely making an awkward situation worse.

As of 5/10/2013, washing my clothes with packs of gum in my pockets.

I'm terrible at bullshitting my way through a dating website while trying to not be serious and still put meaningful information out there. Forgive me.

Muh beard? Stupid question.

Movies/TV: Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, HIMYM, Dr. Who, Trailer Park Boys, documentaries, Simon Pegg films and TV shows, anything where Paula Dean eats butter, shows with puppies?
I've even been eye-raped and forced to watch The Notebook. Overrated. As was Breaking Bad.

Music: Alabama Shakes, Band of Horses, Bon Iver, Childish Gambino, Codeseven, Die Antwoord, DIIV, Elton John, Glassjaw, He is Legend, Jack White, Killwhitneydead, Manchester Orchestra, My Morning Jacket, Queen, The Temper Trap, Yuck, Zepplin.

Food: Sushi, steak, beer, bourbon, scotch, cupcakes.

Computer, TV shows, laughter, my car, the 3 seashells,water, horribly tasteless jokes, toilet paper, iPhone... I would also like to give honorable mention to soap and other people using it.

My damn summer vacation and where I want to go. Who's coming with me?

Hot dogs.

Watching movies, going out to a bar, not going to a club, drinking at home and twisting my mustache, or maybe working.

I'm a total skeeze, duuuddddeeeeeee. I lived with my parents all of last year and I liked it.

You want to have a drink with someone, have a good sense of humor, enjoy the bearded, or if you don't think I'm a rapist or murderer as that would probably be the most important thing. If you can stand off color jokes and are willing converse about stupid things.

You don't want to put your finger in me.