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I_am_Winston

27 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! What can I say about myself?
Was an art student. Now I'm in big bad Los Angeles! Here I am, rock you like a hurricane and all that.
There's not a sarcastic bone in my body. (*cough*sarcasm)
I consider myself fun, and I'm always up for meeting new
people.
And maybe some measurement of randomness.
Care to know more? Just message me!

I am Quirky, dashing, and charming
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently answering phones and fetching coffee. Impressive, no? No, its not. But we all have to start somewhere! I hope to one day fill this box with "being a millionaire playboy", but for now...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being creative. Being sarcastic. Being creatively sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big head. It blocks out the sun. Also I tend to bump into and trip over things a lot. A bit of lummox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't read much as of late, but my all time favorite author is Stephen King.

Movies: Miller's Crossing, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Evil Dead 2, The Good, The Bad, The Weird, Hobo With A Shotgun

Television: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Walking Dead and of course...Lost.

Not too picky about music. Muse is my absolute favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My car
2. Netflix
3. A cheese steak every once in a while
4. Final Cut
5. Air
6. Good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How does one make it out here. I keep not making contacts and in roads.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly? Netflix instant and a home cooked meal. Exciting right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You really don't want to know.

(Minor pet peeve and rant alert: "It wouldn't be private if I admitted it, now would it?" Hey! Congratulations! By trying to present yourself as witty, you've instead revealed yourself incapable of understanding simple sentence structure! Let me walk you through it: The MOST...the key word here, MOST...private...still with me here? MOST PRIVATE...thing you are WILLING....WILLING...to admit. If the MOST private thing you are WILLING to admit is that you have blue eyes, hey, guess what! That still fits! God, this makes me seem like an asshole, doesn't it? But I figure I've seen this WAY too many times and its high time someone did something about it!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're curious! If you enjoy laughter and awkwardness and are tired of boring muscle headed busy bodies!