I was born March 23rd 1982 a baby. Skip a few years and I'm headed to my soccer game tonight.
I'm one of the most amazing people I know.
I eat my ice cream with cookies instead of a spoon. Don't hate the player hate the game.
Long list of platitudes and one-upmanship to appeal to a broad scene that proves I'm vastly different and superior to every other male you have met or will meet. And that I have a huuuuuge....vocabulary.