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I_am_an_apple

27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I kind of wish I could change that username now...

I am an intelligent underachiever, who is currently working to become an intelligent achiever. I'm not much of a drinker, but I don't avoid alcohol either. No matter how bad you think you are, I've probably seen worse. My morals are flexible, and I appreciate people who are similar. In spite of everything else, we all just want to find a connection. I am no different.

I'm much sillier in real life.

Poly, cis-gendered, heterosexual, and GGG.

Other features include: likes to cook. into kink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gettin my masters. Killin' demons. Readin' words. Runnin' a few miles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maximizing utility.
Dodging traffic.
Making it up as I go along.
Singing showtunes... to my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I sound an awful lot like Charlie Day. Seriously, I get this constantly. It's a little frustrating. Less frequently I'm told I look like Bradley Cooper. Other claims of resemblance include: Elijah Wood, Matthew McConaughey, and that guy from Juno (I refuse to google his name).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
No.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Also, no.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a phobia of accidentally leaving my dog outside after I leave home. I've never done it before, but when I leave in a rush, it always vexes me. Other phobias include: bees, needles, and wet-sock.

I. Hate. Wet-sock.

Wondering if I should lie about my height in order to compensate for your assumption that I'm lying about my height.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In tight gold lame shorts, feeling up pretty girls (consensually);

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just want to find attractive, intelligent, independent, female-bodied people, whom I can relate to, and do bad things with.

It isn't likely that I will message you unless there is some kind of mutual expression of interest, such as five-starring each other, five-star and a message, etc.

If you message me, and we mismatch on a lot of our answered questions, or otherwise appear to have little in common, I'm going to partially assume you are primarily interested in sleeping with me. Which I'm okay with, by the way, just don't be surprised.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't the type to sit around and wait for me to message you first.