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27 M Queens Village, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:16pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has dogs

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My self-summary
I kind of wish I could change that username now...

I am an intelligent underachiever, who is currently working to become an intelligent achiever. I'm not much of a drinker, but I don't avoid alcohol either. No matter how bad you think you are, I've probably seen worse. My morals are flexible, and I appreciate people who are similar. In spite of everything else, we all just want to find a connection. I am no different.

I'm much sillier in real life.

Poly, cis-gendered, heterosexual, and GGG.

Other features include: likes to cook. into kink.
What I’m doing with my life
Gettin my masters. Killin' demons. Readin' words. Runnin' a few miles.
I’m really good at
Maximizing utility.
Dodging traffic.
Making it up as I go along.
Singing showtunes... to my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I sound an awful lot like Charlie Day. Seriously, I get this constantly. It's a little frustrating. Less frequently I'm told I look like Bradley Cooper. Other claims of resemblance include: Elijah Wood, Matthew McConaughey, and that guy from Juno (I refuse to google his name).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a phobia of accidentally leaving my dog outside after I leave home. I've never done it before, but when I leave in a rush, it always vexes me. Other phobias include: bees, needles, and wet-sock.

I. Hate. Wet-sock.

Wondering if I should lie about my height in order to compensate for your assumption that I'm lying about my height.
On a typical Friday night I am
In tight gold lame shorts, feeling up pretty girls (consensually);
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just want to find attractive, intelligent, independent, female-bodied people, whom I can relate to, and do bad things with.

It isn't likely that I will message you unless there is some kind of mutual expression of interest, such as five-starring each other, five-star and a message, etc.

If you message me, and we mismatch on a lot of our answered questions, or otherwise appear to have little in common, I'm going to partially assume you are primarily interested in sleeping with me. Which I'm okay with, by the way, just don't be surprised.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You aren't the type to sit around and wait for me to message you first.