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28 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not much of a drinker, but I don't avoid alcohol either. No matter how bad you think you are, I've probably seen worse. My morals are flexible, and I appreciate people who are similar. In spite of everything else, we all just want to find a connection. I am no different.

I find it funny how many people here are looking for someone who is single, virile, and willing to remain single whilst meaningfully engaging them mentally, emotionally, and sexually without any expectation of "commitment" or monogamous reciprocation. You do realize that's extremely unfair, right?

Having said that, I should make it known that my intention here is to satisfy all of the aforementioned requirements with the exception of being single. I have someone who means a lot to me, is aware of this profile, and both of us practice ethical non-monogamy. She does not have a profile on here. I am here to meet new people, date, and generally have a good time. If that appeals to you, then let the good times roll.

**Couples and single women are also welcome to contact me regarding potential group situations, though this is not my primary goal.**

I'm much sillier in real life.

Poly, cis-gendered, heterosexual, 420 friendly and GGG.

Other features include: likes to cook. into kink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a dating website. Not this one, incidentally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maximizing utility.
Dodging traffic.
Making it up as I go along.
Singing showtunes... to my dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I sound an awful lot like Charlie Day. Seriously, I get this constantly. It's a little frustrating. Less frequently I'm told I look like Bradley Cooper. Other claims of resemblance include: Elijah Wood, Matthew McConaughey, and that guy from Juno (I refuse to google his name).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Also, no.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a phobia of accidentally leaving my dog outside after I leave home. I've never done it before, but when I leave in a rush, it always vexes me. Other phobias include: bees, needles, and wet-sock.

I. Hate. Wet-sock.

Wondering if I should lie about my height in order to compensate for your assumption that I'm lying about my height.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In tight gold lame shorts, feeling up pretty girls (consensually);
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very high energy, and I talk a lot. You do not necessarily have to be the same, but it would probably be helpful if you found those qualities endearing.

If you message me, and we mismatch on a lot of our answered questions, or otherwise appear to have little in common, I'm going to partially assume you are primarily interested in sleeping with me. Which I'm okay with, by the way, just don't be surprised.
You should message me if
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You aren't the type to sit around and wait for me to message you first.