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I_am_noobsaibot

33 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
WANTED: Some one to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. box 322, Oakview, Ca. 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guarunteed. I have only done this once before.
What I’m doing with my life
School, work, time with my son... but I am single and it is going to take some one AMAZING to change that. I could say I am content with my life, but no, I love my life actually. I have some great friends and look forward to making many more. Meeting an awesome lady would be a bonus.

P.S. I need a girl friend to do my laundry.
I’m really good at
Not caring too too much what others think about me, unless you think I am awesome ~in which case you are correct.
I am also getting pretty good at ignoring text messages in leu of inportant things.
Also I am ASE certified.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from the fact that every day I am shufflin? or that I have the moves like Jagger? My borderline inappropriateness is both intriguing and arousing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What is your favorite animal? Mine is the Liger, It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

My favorite books are

NIV or NSV

Anything By Suze Orman or Larry Wingett!

Rich Dad Poor Dad
You're broke because you want to be

Favorite food!
Not picky at all, I like health balanced diet and snacks but will eat the worst fried stuff for a treat if it is delish!
The six things I could never do without
First here are the things I can go with out.
TV, texting, sex, eating out, facebook, and bullshit.

Here are some things I need to maximize life enjoyment.
Bike and bike trail, I love waking up early to exercise
Music
Church
Reading and writing
Water
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

Psychology and how people arrive at the decisions that they make.

"We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill. Fact, Jim, fact - if you don't buy things: toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers" (Pitt). ;p
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night.. I have my son! , or you mean MY Friday night, movie and wings night with the guys, bowling, pinball with friends.
Or just like Monday and Tuesday I be shufflin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The named a lot of streets after me, One Way.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I generally tend to underestimate myself, unless I am talking mad shit in which case I am a bad ass.

I am not shy I am just trying to hold back my awesomeness from scaring you away.

I live in a ministry house.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love god.
or
If you are super hot.
If you are not very hot, and hate sex but has lots of monies!!!
If mediocrity is fowl to you.
If I have not scared you away yet. I can be an acquired taste. It is your choice weather or not I upset or offended you. If I didn't scare you away yet ~for the love of God~send me a message.