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I_am_rabid

22 / M / straight / Single

Alameda, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am a total smart ass, unusual, and rabid???.

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My Self-Summary

So when I was creating my account, the screen name was suggested to me...I just couldn't resist taking it. Anyway, my name is Cody and I just recently moved to Alameda from Sacramento. I enjoy sneaking onto the beach late at night because the cops are too wimpy to actually come around when it's windy out...I also enjoy driving, as long as it's a manual. I can be a little weird at times, but I like to think that makes me more fun than normal people. I love sarcasm and I use it just about all damn day so don't even bother messaging me if ya can't handle it. I love food, I hate the heat, I smoke cigarettes and I drink. I love anything with a blade on it. I started running again, I forgot how much I really enjoy it and I was surprised that I wasn't about to collapse after two miles. Guess I kept more of my cardio ability than I realized. Anyway, this is good cause when I start running, I tend to stop smoking.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently, I am an Operations Supervisor for UPS...it's pretty boring, you just stand around doing paperwork and telling folks what to do while trying your best not to just come right out and tell them how useless they are.....I am really considering going back to school lol. I'm also adjusting to living in the Bay Area...people are so silly down here. Running...drinking...kicking trash cans over then blaming it on raccoons. And a lil more drinking.

I’m really good at

I like to think I am awesome at just about everything. I am a decent vocalist, anyone who has showered or driven with me will tell you that. I am an awesome driver, a great drinker, I am excellent at being a smart ass. I will whoop you at any game whether it's board games or video games or that thing where you try to slap the other person's hands...and if I can't then I will practice for a week straight just to come back and beat you. Leaping around the apartment in my underwear, rocking out to whatever is playing on my computer. Being a Scotch-Irish Sicilian. Oh, and getting hurt...I am totally clumsy, but I am rather resilient as well so i guess that makes me good at not getting -injured.-

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes according to some people, they will also probably notice that once I am comfortable, I am as real as it gets. No lying, no facades, I am just me. That's how I do it.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

For books: Just about anything by Hunter S. Thompson or R.A. Salvatore...though when I met him he had me call him Tony. I love all sorts of movies, but I am really big on cheesy ass cult classics and comedies. I'd say one of my favorite movies of all time is Monty Python and The Holy Grail. I'm a former musician and vocalist so I really enjoy anything with complexity and beauty, which is usually nothing currently on the radio. Though I will admit I have a soft, or hard I guess, spot for Power Metal. Some current favorites are: Van Canto, Knock Galley West, The Chop Tops, Gypsy Pistoleros, Nightwish (before they got rid of Tarja) and...Manowar and Gwar lol. As for food...I love Italian food and Sushi, but I am pretty much the least picky person ever and I will try anything once.

The six things I could never do without

Food, drink, music, sleep, good friends and family....and...um...cigarettes.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I have this habit of spacing out and thinking of pure awesome sauce...if I really took the time to jot down what goes on in my head then I would probably have six best-selling novels by now. While I do a little writing, I don't have the time to really dig into it.

On a typical Friday night I am

Typically, I am kicking back with a beer at a friend's house, surrounded by ten to fifteen good friends...or total strangers. Ya never know really. Either way, it's just good old fashioned fun and a lot better than wading through a noisy club where it costs 10 bucks for a shot.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have played and enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons. I'm also a fan of Musical Theater.

You should message me if

If you are chill and don't have horrific childhood issues that have haunted you for decades, then you should message me. Brunettes are a plus. Scottish, Irish or Sicilian is another plus.

If you do have horrific childhood issues, I am sorry, but I can't deal with it anymore...I'm not a therapist and I can't save you...that's more a reminder for me to be honest.

But anyone can message me if they have comments, opinions, just want to talk or tell me I am mean/weird/ugly/funktastic...anyway...that's enough of that.

Also, if you know of some quality, decently priced running shoes...mine are thrashed. I guess if you are close and wanna be running buddies as well since I still don't really know many folks down here.

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