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Hi I'm josh
I'm a chiropractor I recently graduated . I am originally from
Newport Beach but I'm in irvine taking over my moms chiropractic
office. I'm here for a few months staying at my moms and phasing
into the office while me and my brother look for a house to buy in
Orange County. So I'm basically homeless for the next few months
and hope some nice lady will adopt me.
I love to hike, camp, fish and swim. My family owns a large ranch
in northern California so I spend weekends on it sometimes. I'm
always traveling and always down for an adventure. If you have a
house and like to travel and camp I got the gear and I'm ready to
Or if you want to chill I got a bottle of wine and a netflix
Its always been a dream of mine to sail the Bahamas, Mediterranean
and Philippines So i take sailing lessons every Friday after work
and I am pretty close to getting my Master Yachtsman's
My Instagram is :kinginthenorth3.
So you can stalk me and make sure I'm not 59 year old man in a
wheelchair with a van and a sweet combover.
I can cook minute rice in like 55 seconds. (but don't worry I am
getting my time down though)
My favorite color is toupee because it rhymes with dope. (I'm just
kidding its green)
I once saved a cat from a tree all Hero fire fighter style. But on
my way down the cat started squirming and bite me and I drop
him..... but he was cool. So you know if you need cats saved or
something I am down to help just bring like a trampoline or
I hate texting I like talking on the phone or meeting in person, I
mean how am I going to impress you with my awesome fake British
accent if you never hear my voice?
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a Chiropractor, taking over my moms office in Irvine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My amazing child bearing hips. (kidding)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read. I am a voracious reader, I can read a 1000 page
book in like 2-3 days. I will read anything if its interesting. if
you have any interesting books just let me know I might check them
out I am always looking for something new to read.
I like all types of music.....for real
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once on "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition", I'd like to hear
someone in the family say, "This isn't quite what I had in mind."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Okcupid staring at the screen sobbing/muttering to myself " why
wont you love me" ....Or you know doing stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spoke spanish ( when I was like 4-6 Years old) and my nanny
didn't speak english so I translated for my parents ( crazy right?
) and they would be like " tell her you need to go to bed and 8pm
and no candy" and I would be like " AWWW YEA CANDY AND NO BED TIME,
PARENTS ORDERS! " Poor guadalupe ( that was my nanny's name).
You should message me if
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You will need a good sense of humor, I joke around a lot and I
don't take stuff too seriously.
If I don't respond don't take it personally. please! I just don't
want to waste your time.
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