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I_poop_clouds

28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to London. Very new.

Originally from Canada, I recently moved to London for my PhD. I can be somewhat shy and unassuming, but also party like an insane maniac. No, I'm not bi-polar, just amazing.

I'm a cinephile, bibliophile, and an amateur cat enthusiast. Oh, and I hate shopping malls and disingenuousness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now: a PhD degree because the real world scares and confuses me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Johnnie Walker Black.
Sarcastic humour.
Drinking coffee.
Dancing to Radiohead's entire discography.
Stimulating conversations over red wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing man-beard. That, or my North American accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm currently reading "Infinite Jest" by David Foster Wallace. In hindsight, I could have picked a much lighter book to lug around with me from place to place.

Books/Authors:
-Anything by: William Shakespeare, Victor Hugo, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Franz Kafka, Irvine Welsh, Samuel Beckett, Jack Kerouac, Henry Miller, Bertolt Brecht, Douglas Coupland, Michael Ondaatje, Allen Ginsberg, China Miéville, Georges Perec, Jack Gilbert, David Foster Wallace, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Dickens, H.G. Welles, John Steinbeck, J.D. Salinger, Steven Pressfield, Corey Redekop, Cormac McCarthy, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Nic Pizzolatto, Alice Munro, David Mitchell.

Film:
Anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Jean-Luc Godard, Orson Welles, Charlie Kaufman, Robert Bresson, Luis Buñuel, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, Alain Resnais, Woody Allen, Shane Carruth, Terrance Malick, Richard Linklater. But also Blade Runner, Star Wars, Trainspotting, The 'Before Trilogy', Cabin in the Woods, The Lord of the Rings, Inside Llewyn Davis, Her, Filth.

Music:
Alexisonfire, Radiohead, Green Day, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Joy Division, Circa Survive, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, The Beatles, Arcade Fire, Protest The Hero, Weezer, Japandroids, Careers in Science, The Heat Tape, Titus Andronicus, The Blood Brothers, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Jaguar Love, The Black Keys, Sigur Rós, Arkells, Deerhunter, Crystal Castles, City and Colour, Atoms for Peace, Vampire Weekend, Broken Social Scene, Metric, The Cinematic Orchestra, Jay-Z, Killer Mike, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, The Antlers, Emancipator, Daft Punk, Apex Twins, Bonobo, Helios, FIDLAR, Wet, Tove Lo, Tom Odell, The Lumineers.

TV:
Anything by Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse), Star Trek: TOS, TNG, Voyager, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, House, Sherlock, House of Cards, Futurama, The Simpsons, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Breaking Bad, Louis C.K., The Walking Dead, True Detective, Hannibal, Orange is the New Black, Masters of Sex, Bojack Horseman.

I should also add that I'm a pretty decent cook. I make a signature spaghetti dish, amongst many other things. I love to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-coffee
-beer and/or wine and/or gin and/or whiskey
-films/music/art/theatre
-stimulating conversations/philosophy/theory
-writing
-sense of humour

Also cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"You, yourself, this whole big drama, was never anything but a jury-rig of presumption and dumb will, and you could just let go. Finally, now that you didn't have to hold on so tight. To realize that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain -- it was all the same thing. All the same dream. A dream that you had inside a locked room. A dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there's a monster at the end of it."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Love is not an algorithm.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like saying hi.