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I_poop_clouds

28 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Originally from Canada, I recently moved to London for my PhD. I can be somewhat shy and unassuming, but have been known to party like an insane maniac from time to time.

I would like to think that we are all constantly trying to better ourselves; that this melodrama we call life is nothing but a presumption and illusion of objective meaning. I'm a cinephile, bibliophile, and an amateur cat enthusiast. Oh, and I hate shopping malls, disingenuousness, and E.T. the Extra-terrestrial.

Slightly neurotic, but in a endearing and charming way. Think Woody Allen if he were raised in the 90s and 00s, listened to Green Day and Screamo music, and had a borderline-weird obsession with cats. And minus all that creepy, incestuous father/step-daughter stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying Hegel and thinking about radical politics of emancipation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Johnnie Walker Black and dancing to Radiohead's entire discography.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing man-beard. That, or my North American accent. Or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors:
Dostoevsky, Kafka, Beckett, Bertolt Brecht, China Miéville, Georges Perec, Jack Gilbert, David Foster Wallace, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Nic Pizzolatto, Alice Munro, David Mitchell.

Film:
Anything by: Alfred Hitchcock, Jean-Luc Godard, Orson Welles, Charlie Kaufman, Robert Bresson, Luis Buñuel, Ingmar Bergman, Akira Kurosawa, Alain Resnais, Woody Allen, Shane Carruth, Terrance Malick, Richard Linklater. But also Blade Runner, Star Wars, Trainspotting, The 'Before Trilogy', Cabin in the Woods, The Lord of the Rings, Her, Filth, Interstellar, The Guest.

Music:
Alexisonfire, Radiohead, Green Day, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Joy Division, Circa Survive, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, The Beatles, Arcade Fire, Protest The Hero, Weezer, Japandroids, Careers in Science, The Heat Tape, Titus Andronicus, The Blood Brothers, Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Jaguar Love, The Black Keys, Sigur Rós, Arkells, Deerhunter, Crystal Castles, City and Colour, Atoms for Peace, Vampire Weekend, Broken Social Scene, Metric, The Cinematic Orchestra, Jay-Z, Killer Mike, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, The Antlers, Emancipator, Daft Punk, Apex Twins, Bonobo, Helios, FIDLAR.

TV:
Anything by Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse), Star Trek: TOS, TNG, Voyager, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, House, Sherlock, House of Cards, Futurama, The Simpsons, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Breaking Bad, Louis C.K., The Walking Dead, True Detective, Hannibal, Orange is the New Black, Bojack Horseman, Black Mirror, Orphan Black.

I should also add that I'm a pretty decent cook. I make a signature spaghetti dish, amongst many other things. I love to cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-coffee
-beer and/or wine and/or gin and/or whiskey
-films/music/art/theatre
-stimulating conversations/philosophy/theory
-writing
-sense of humour

Also cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there is something instead of nothing. But also radical politics of emancipation, Plato, Spinoza, Kant, Hegel, Marx, Deleuze, Derrida, Badiou, Zizek, Freud, Lacan, Adorno.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep. Or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like tuna fish.
You should message me if
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You think intelligence is sexy.