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I_was_Bill_Once

34 M Milwaukee, WI

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I feel this picture best captures how I view myself as a country music star. Which, I'm not. . .yet.

Yesss. . .look at it! Look! Cake. Delicious, sweet - CAKE! Pet. The. Cake.

I'm thinking. Hard.

The story behind this photo would take up a website all to itself.

I'm still thinking about being a country music star.

The patrons, and employees, of Target take themselves very seriously. So. . .this.

Me, on a suave day. Feelin' sexy, cocking my hat rakishly and thinking about unicorn's who owe me money.

Yeah, this was also at Target. It also proves my long standing conviction that, no matter what you dress me in, I look amazing.

I'm a mother-fucking artist! Un-tilted <not a typo> #1: Acrylic, glitter and glue - on construction paper.

Canned oxygen. Mint flavored. Greatest thing to ever come out of Denver.