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I_was_Offenbach

31 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm the son of an engineer and a romance-fiction author, raised in a small coastal town brimming with station wagons, red-brick pavements, and knotted-rope-swinged children's swimming holes. Now, I stare at illuminated LCDs for both business and pleasure.
What I’m doing with my life
I live on a boat. It lists to port and sometimes I roll out of bed. I write press releases by day, and study law by lamp-light.
I’m really good at
Pretending I've read all the books on my shelf.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, but people are always asking me for directions. Like, all the time: two, three times daily. I'm serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Joanna Newsom, Firefly & buffalo wings. David Lynch's Wild at Heart.
The six things I could never do without
Clean drinking water. Oscar Wilde. /r/aww. A general, gaseous idea that there are such things as good and evil, and that rebellion is somehow important. Hot showers. The video for "November Rain".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Coleslaw. The number of suicides prevented by Kurt Vonnegut, probably. Hamlet. When exactly Stockholm Syndrome begins and ends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I secretly want to be stranded on a desert island, and build complex tree-houses.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know the difference between 'nonetheless' and 'nevertheless' because I don't and I'm anxious to find out.

Or, if you want to go to the zoo with me.