I thought it might be better with rhymes
I know what you're thinking, this guy is crazy!
Well at least you know I'm not just lazy.
An intellectual fellow, but not full of myself.
I always remember to believe in my smellf
One of the ways to make me feel fine
is to cuddle with me while sipping wine
I eat vegetarian and fly an airplane
my most valuable asset's my brain
don't take this wrong, I am quite modest
I promise you, I'm just being honest
Speaking of honest, I'd say I'm that too
but wouldn't every guy, to get with you?
I cannot prove it, no doubt about that
but I'm kind and funny, while that does sound flat
I'd say I'm adventurous
but nothing rhymes with that
except I'm also spontaneous
and I have a cat (http://tinyurl.com/aphbxgu)