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IamABS

37 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you for checking me out. My self-summation/ explanation, it is a little more close to the bone then typically OKC. I'm in Milwaukee during the week, most of the time. My dad passed away in late 2013, prior to that I was up here taking care of him and going to the doctor's meetings. I'm happy that I did it because I was never going to get that time back, but it put my life on hold. I "live" in the West Loop, but most of the time I'm cleaning out his house in Milwaukee. And it is a big house, but I'm almost done. I plan to be in Chi more frequently this summer. I'm done with Milwaukee for awhile.

I am a dynamic person with a sense of humor about life, but I've been through some stuff, so... (Cue Gary Busey yelling about how "Real" he is.) Life is hard, but we can't live in cynicism.

Positive points about me:
-Don't have a first name that is also a last name or a last name that is also a first name- examples David Robert or Carter Samuel.
-Own only one baseball cap, never worn backwards. Rarely worn.
-Most of the time I'm looking for puns and malapropisms.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dealing with stuff that should have been done by my dad ten years ago and trying not to be resentful.
I'm an attorney, I have a JD/MBA. This is my second career. I was a chef for about 6 years. I like to cook but at a certain point I realized how hard it is to have a family as a chef. I salute anyone that is able to make a go of it, but I made the right choice for me. (But that should explain why I like to cook and why a chef's knife in mentioned in my things I can't do without.)) I'm looking to start my career. But that being said I am financially stable. I am on a board to promote neurological medical research.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a good cook. I've mentioned it a couple times so I'm not going to expand. I'm good with people. I'm good with planning. I like to find interesting things to do. I'm a good listener that probably has a good book recommendation or some new music.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m a big broad shouldered guy. Homeless guys are always like, “Hey, big guy” and I’m like “Me?”.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Proportionally I read about 90% non-fiction and 10% fiction. When I get a book, I consume it. I thought getting the Kindle App on my Ipad would reduce the amount of books but now I have a backlog on my Ipad to match the backlog on my floor.

Good TV: true detective, cosmos, Louie, veep etc

Music. I listen to vinyl and podcasts. If I had to describe my most recent music trends it would be digging up influential but overlooked musicians prior to 1975. I probably need help updating. What I am most excited about is that D'Angelo is coming back, I can NOT wait for that album!

I go to farmer's markets on a regular basis. But I should say my day to day meals vary in complexity from heating up a bag of food from Trader Joes to homemade gnocchi. Get on my good side and ask what I made for dinner. I don't drink soda and I try to be pretty good about the junk food. I sincerely don't remember the last time I ate something from McDonald's. I do eat meat, but vegetarians don't give up hope on me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is no order here:
1-Single Malt Scotch
2-Coffee
3-I’m starting to feel like that with my Mac products which I hate myself for.
4-Chef's Knife, (apparently this raises some red flags for some of you. It isn’t like I sleep with a knife under my pillow. I just use it every day.)
5-Peanut Butter
6-Water
(7-My record player)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be more present in my life.
What does this world want from me?
Why women on OKC highlight sarcasm as a strength? Isn't it a defense mechanism?
Also why do people buy into Meyers-Briggs. Ya' know the place where a universal personality test would be really useful? Psychiatry. Which doesn't use the Meyers-Briggs because it isn't rooted in science.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personally, if I had to take someone to a Chicago place to share something about me, it would probably be the Shedd. I always walk away in awe of the diversity of life on this planet.
I have a baboon heart, but it is trying to learn human love.
Recently someone told me they had a dream that they were my future wife after 2 tiki drinks, turns out that person was also a transgender women which they mentioned after stalking me for two weeks. So yeah, ladies, OKC is rough but cha'll ain't alone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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-->I'd prefer to meet sooner then later. I understand that could come off as forward but we are all dynamic people working off of static profiles so meeting quickly resolves a lot of questions.