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IamBatman82

27 / M / straight / Single

Huntington Beach, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am awesome, amazing, and facetious.

My Self-Summary

Well let's see I'm 6ft Tall, have an Irish build, hazel eyes. I'm extremely laid back and open minded. I have a tendency to be honest to a point in which my bluntness will offend those who can't handle the truth. I tend to be pretty opinionated though I am always willing to listen to others. I enjoy a friendly argument or debate anyday. I understand I happen to be a male, but that does not mean I am a cheap or easy lay. Believe it or not I have both will power and standards. I also have quite a healthy heart and it's fully capable of pumping blood in more then one direction at a time. Not to mention a horribly Catholic fear of stds... = /

What I’m doing with my life

As of current I am attempting to fight the recession by barely scraping by and trying to get as many hours of work I can a week regardless of how many jobs that requires. How can the ladies refuse me now? ;)

Just recently stocked up on carbs and protein. Trying to gain some weight, learn ninjutsu, and get a guard card to be a permanent member of security at my work. For the record, yes I am a small guy. No I'm not violent nor do I agree with violence. Yes I actively work security... I must have some sort of magic powers.... like intelligence or being able to speak well...

I’m really good at

Reading people

Ranting, Raving, and Rambling

Video Games (I'm a nerd deal with it)

Watching an obscene amount of movies daily (God bless netflix)

Learning visually or with my hands.

The first things people usually notice about me

Umm... that I'm tall, slim, and amazingly attractive, yet somehow not completely full of myself?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

To save a lot of time I'm going to go with authors and directors for books and movies.

Books: J.R.R. Tolkien (screw J.K. Rowling!!!), Frank Herbert, Brian Herbert, Douglas Adams, Frank Miller, Karl Marx, Garth Ennis, Allen Moore, Anne Rice (screw Stephenie Meyer!!!!)

Movies: Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Ridley Scott, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, James Cameron

Music: So I'm not typing for the next 5 hours lets just say I prefer Classic Rock. I like American Music (not country, there is a considerable difference. Johnny Cash is American, not country. American is awesome. Country is horrible poppy BS.) Not a huge fan of rap, hip hop, or techno. Music can transcend any genre so I am willing to give anything a go. Though I find about 90% of music written after '95 to be pretty terrible. I also have a terrible affection towards 80's music even though most of it is horrible in a musical sense, I'm a product of my environment/childhood that way...

Food: Beef, Red Meat, Sushi, Potatoes (see Irish)

The six things I could never do without

Red Meat
Potatoes (What? I'm a Mick Irish Bastard and proud of it!)
Water
Oxygen
Shelter
and I guess fire would be really nice too

But ya okay without being so literal
Red Meat
Potatoes
Video Games
Friends
Flirting
Humor

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to appropriately prepare for a zombie outbreak.

What I can do to be in a better position in life then I am, given I'm happy right now, but nothing wrong with improvement.

Random philosophies, the majority of which I make up myself.

Trying to figure/figuring out how to overthrow capitalism. When I have done that I will take over the world.

How you can't prepare for an artificial intelligence robot attack (no not that horrible movie).

How to become a rock star without any current rock instrument capabilities (I swear I will learn bass one day) and also without becoming famous. (I enjoy having privacy.)

Human behavior.

Psychology.

Society.

Nerdy stuff (most of which listed elsewhere, no need to repeat myself).

Women, yeah I'm a straight male (yet again I say) deal with it.

Baseball GO DODGERS! Fantasy Baseball. Football GO RAIDERS! Fantasy Football. (Notice I put women directly before this, that was subconscious and intentional all at the same time!)

Politics.

American "Diplomacy" if you can call it that, does anyone like us any more???.

How we had such an idiot running this country for 8 years. Then I take a look at American history and the last 60 years...

How much I dislike Democrats and Republicans pretty much equally and why.

Why people can't stop hating one another and learn to care about one another.

Why people who have more money then their greatest grandchildren could ever spend are even allowed to have that kind money, and how i can get it from them.

Whether or not you're still reading this.

If you are reading this, if it's because you're bored, or because you're interested.

Knowing you're interested.

Batman.

How I'm ever going to make enough money to become a vigilante crime fighter.

Practices of faith.

Folk lore and myths. (Primarily Celtic)

Nature.

Film(s).

Work.

Rent, bills, etc.

Music.

Cars.

Beer.

Wine.

Food.

Friends.

Sleep and/or insomnia.

History.

If Al Davis is ever going to die, I swear the man is like Castro. (if you know what I'm talking about message me now!)

Random pointless trivia and quotes.

If being miserable 40 hours a week is worth being stoked the other 128.

Wondering why my morals seem to be so bi-polar. It's an odd mixture of what I believe right and wrong is, and what I think is best for this planet/humanity as a whole.

Is Australia really the key to winning a game of Risk?

If it weren't for alcohol and other narcotics would my brain ever shut up?

On a typical Friday night I am

Right now? Working. Lame, I know, but I don't have one of those neat socially acceptable 9-5 jobs. It's more like a 5-5 job. Thus completely eliminating my weekends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

You ask me a question, I'll give you an answer, you've been warned, be careful what you ask, brutal honesty will follow.

I am fully committed to believing Penguin's are evil and dedicated to stealing everyone's beer.

You should message me if

You are honest.

If you're more likely to watch CNN then reality television.

If you are 5'2" (At my height you'd make a perfect chin rest. It's kinda awesome. Inquire inside for details!)

You hate capitalism.

You have anything in common with me.

You have nothing in common with me.

You genuinely care about other people. No I don't mean people you know.

Offer good until otherwise noted or supplies last. Availability subject to change. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at anytime. Some side effects may occur. Such as; shortness of breath, intense euphoria, dizziness, cracked lips, reaching enlightenment, and more. Don't ask your doctor if I'm right for you.

P.S.- Wouldn't hurt to read my post on deal breakers. Might save us both some time.