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IamBatman82
27 / M / straight / Single
Huntington Beach, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Dropped out of space camp
- Job
- Other
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am awesome, amazing, and facetious.
My Self-Summary
What I’m doing with my life
Just recently stocked up on carbs and protein. Trying to gain some weight, learn ninjutsu, and get a guard card to be a permanent member of security at my work. For the record, yes I am a small guy. No I'm not violent nor do I agree with violence. Yes I actively work security... I must have some sort of magic powers.... like intelligence or being able to speak well...
I’m really good at
Ranting, Raving, and Rambling
Video Games (I'm a nerd deal with it)
Watching an obscene amount of movies daily (God bless netflix)
Learning visually or with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: J.R.R. Tolkien (screw J.K. Rowling!!!), Frank Herbert, Brian Herbert, Douglas Adams, Frank Miller, Karl Marx, Garth Ennis, Allen Moore, Anne Rice (screw Stephenie Meyer!!!!)
Movies: Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurosawa, Ridley Scott, Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, James Cameron
Music: So I'm not typing for the next 5 hours lets just say I prefer Classic Rock. I like American Music (not country, there is a considerable difference. Johnny Cash is American, not country. American is awesome. Country is horrible poppy BS.) Not a huge fan of rap, hip hop, or techno. Music can transcend any genre so I am willing to give anything a go. Though I find about 90% of music written after '95 to be pretty terrible. I also have a terrible affection towards 80's music even though most of it is horrible in a musical sense, I'm a product of my environment/childhood that way...
Food: Beef, Red Meat, Sushi, Potatoes (see Irish)
The six things I could never do without
Potatoes (What? I'm a Mick Irish Bastard and proud of it!)
Water
Oxygen
Shelter
and I guess fire would be really nice too
But ya okay without being so literal
Red Meat
Potatoes
Video Games
Friends
Flirting
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to be in a better position in life then I am, given I'm happy right now, but nothing wrong with improvement.
Random philosophies, the majority of which I make up myself.
Trying to figure/figuring out how to overthrow capitalism. When I have done that I will take over the world.
How you can't prepare for an artificial intelligence robot attack (no not that horrible movie).
How to become a rock star without any current rock instrument capabilities (I swear I will learn bass one day) and also without becoming famous. (I enjoy having privacy.)
Human behavior.
Psychology.
Society.
Nerdy stuff (most of which listed elsewhere, no need to repeat myself).
Women, yeah I'm a straight male (yet again I say) deal with it.
Baseball GO DODGERS! Fantasy Baseball. Football GO RAIDERS! Fantasy Football. (Notice I put women directly before this, that was subconscious and intentional all at the same time!)
Politics.
American "Diplomacy" if you can call it that, does anyone like us any more???.
How we had such an idiot running this country for 8 years. Then I take a look at American history and the last 60 years...
How much I dislike Democrats and Republicans pretty much equally and why.
Why people can't stop hating one another and learn to care about one another.
Why people who have more money then their greatest grandchildren could ever spend are even allowed to have that kind money, and how i can get it from them.
Whether or not you're still reading this.
If you are reading this, if it's because you're bored, or because you're interested.
Knowing you're interested.
Batman.
How I'm ever going to make enough money to become a vigilante crime fighter.
Practices of faith.
Folk lore and myths. (Primarily Celtic)
Nature.
Film(s).
Work.
Rent, bills, etc.
Music.
Cars.
Beer.
Wine.
Food.
Friends.
Sleep and/or insomnia.
History.
If Al Davis is ever going to die, I swear the man is like Castro. (if you know what I'm talking about message me now!)
Random pointless trivia and quotes.
If being miserable 40 hours a week is worth being stoked the other 128.
Wondering why my morals seem to be so bi-polar. It's an odd mixture of what I believe right and wrong is, and what I think is best for this planet/humanity as a whole.
Is Australia really the key to winning a game of Risk?
If it weren't for alcohol and other narcotics would my brain ever shut up?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am fully committed to believing Penguin's are evil and dedicated to stealing everyone's beer.
You should message me if
If you're more likely to watch CNN then reality television.
If you are 5'2" (At my height you'd make a perfect chin rest. It's kinda awesome. Inquire inside for details!)
You hate capitalism.
You have anything in common with me.
You have nothing in common with me.
You genuinely care about other people. No I don't mean people you know.
Offer good until otherwise noted or supplies last. Availability subject to change. I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone at anytime. Some side effects may occur. Such as; shortness of breath, intense euphoria, dizziness, cracked lips, reaching enlightenment, and more. Don't ask your doctor if I'm right for you.
P.S.- Wouldn't hurt to read my post on deal breakers. Might save us both some time.