I'm probably the funniest person you will ever meet. No wait. Not probably, definitely. And I wouldn't be wrong if I said I was one of the most intelligent guys you'll find on here, not to mention I run 5:30 miles and (on a good day) can rock a decent 6 pack.
To balance out the boasting (I promise I'm not a jackass), Im a tad arrogant, balding, and Ive got a broken nose from a boxing match 2 years ago. Oh, and I have an enormous ass. Huzzah for honesty right?
Honestly, I'm on here because work takes up too much time and it's hard to meet people.