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IamCowie

25 / m / straight / Single

Newport News, Virginia, United States

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Ethnicity White

Height 6' 4" (1.93m).

Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals

Smokes No

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion

Sign Sagittarius but it doesn't matter

Education Working on college/university

Job N/A

Income N/A

Kids Likes children

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary

every time I try to write something here, no matter how sincere I am, it comes off as insincere. Everybody has idiosyncrasies, everybody is "funny", everybody is secretly a romantic. How fucking droll.

In trying to be sincere and candid with complete strangers you become generic and boring. You get this grand idea that total strangers are going to read your profile, and 'connect' with you, and it will be love at first website. The reality is that you're caught up in the race to find the most unique way of saying 'I'm completely unoriginal and uninteresting.' There's never anything to see here, this is all about keeping your attention long enough to trick you into messaging me.

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What I'm doing with my life

Killing time.

I hate my major, but need a degree. I hope to teach English overseas for a year or two to see if that's something a bit closer to what I want to do.

I'm really good at

Humor. I know, i know, everybody's a comedian. But goddammit I have a decent metric for this, I swear I'm funny.

I rock a mean cuddle.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

Grown men approach me in stores and ask me if I've ever tried playing football without pads, or when I'm going to become a professional wrestler. I'm not really in shape, but I'm a damn big dude.

On a typical Friday night I am

BORING

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I've been a member of this site for a couple years and still haven't messaged someone else first.

You should message me if

you've got some time to kill, and can put up with some weirdo who totters between nihilism and humanism.

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