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IamDarthVader

26 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm happy.

Polyamorous and pansexual. Good manners make me harder than a puzzle. Warm, affectionate, and rational. Imagine a cuddly HAL-9000. Oh yes. Open the pod-bay doors, bb... 2 ur heart. I digress. Efficiency, order, and minimalism give me all the boners, which I then turn around and use on the people whom I like. Wait, no - I don't turn around. They do. Snarf! I wear the boots; you wear nothing. BDSM is my vessel of intimacy through control and arousal. The ultimate placement of my partner at my feet is key - lower your guard and I will love you for who you are rather than what you can do for me. The end is nothing; the road is all.

From the intimate chapters of my résumé: "Nathanael is an award-winning Marine Corps veteran and entrepreneur. Raised by world-traveling missionaries, he uses his multi-cultural background to connect with talented individuals from every walk of life. He lives in Emeryville with his partner and two cats." Don't you feel closer to me meow? It's like we've bonded. Now go back and read it again in 12-point Helvetica Light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Click these! Crystal Castles, Modest Mouse, Joanna Newsom, Röyksopp. The Royal Tenenbaums, The Fountain, Star Wars (IV-VI). I like books, too. They smell good. I read a lot of stuff on self-development, but I dip into fiction sometimes too. xkcd.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow Roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. If you're a cat who has learned how to use the internet or a sex-positive and clever little slut who always includes the oxford comma and makes literary references and expresses curiosity and fascination with me and with life. Cello-players, please apply. You should want a partner who is charismatic and intense. Know that communication and listening are the cornerstones of a healthy relationship, and be willing to talk about problems until they're resolved - even when it's hard. Especially when it's hard! Know how to be quiet with me. Know that silence isn't awkward and that awkwardness is fun. Oh, and little androgynous people? I don't know what's in your pants, but I want it in my mouth.

If you're different from the rest: Come. I will spoil you.

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i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
i like your body. i like what it does,
i like its hows. i like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth ness and which i will
again and again and again
kiss, i like kissing this and that of you,
i like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzz
of your electric fur, and what-is-it comes
over parting flesh ... And eyes big love-crumbs,

and possibly i like the thrill

of under me you so quite new

-e. e. cummings