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StoriesWithCats

28 Emeryville, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Come to my quietness
I shall cover you with it, like
a white sheet that has blown all day in
the sun, like a mountain lake
filled with spring, it shall slip over you..."

-Diane di Prima

Raised in four continents. The Marines brought me to California, and naïve ambition brought me to the Bay. Isn't this place funny? It's like the Amazon.com of human beings. This is my product description. Did I do a good job? There used to be an 'awards' feature that let people post reviews of each other, but people just spammed out sycophancy to garner favor, and it was removed. Now we assign worth with lttle yellow stars. This whole experience is kind of a beautiful social commentary if you let it be. Most things are beautiful if you let them be.

I like being kind, especially when it's hard. I think it's more important than being smart or interesting. If you are all three then you should message me.

This: http://imgur.com/a/IVlo8
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut, Palahniuk, and Bukowski, of course! Just kidding. Crystal Castles, Modest Mouse, Joanna Newsom, Röyksopp, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Fountain, Star Wars (IV-VI), and yes, I like books too. They smell good. Lately I've been alternating between Star Wars novels and books about zen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is fantastic. I love arbitrary hypothetical questions. Let me ask you this: What if we were all made of cheese? What then.

A: Then we would never be able to do without Culture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fuck, it's all magic

Related: https://vimeo.com/108018156
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a cat who has learned to use the internet. If you're a solitary creature yet also need a healthy amount of attention and support. If you're a cellist or a harpist. If you want a big brother.

Be playful. See the humor and absurdity of everyday things. Know that silence isn't awkward and that awkwardness is fun. Know that communication and listening make a relationship, and be willing to talk through problems - even when it's hard. Especially when it's hard!

I have collected a lot of experiences and I am ready for someone simple and steady now, whom I can cook for and be sweet to and maybe handcuff to the radiator sometimes, and love and fuck like they are all that matters.

Occasionally I’ll meet someone and touching them feels like electricity and when they step away it feels like an ethereal rubber band has just become more taut, and we are pulled together, and they look into my eyes and look at me and they are helpless, because they see something there that frightens and excites them. That is what I want.

If you're different from the rest.