Polyamorous and pansexual. Good manners make me harder than a puzzle. Warm, affectionate, and rational. Imagine a cuddly HAL-9000. Oh yes. Open the pod-bay doors, bb... 2 ur heart. I digress. Efficiency, order, and minimalism give me all the boners, which I then turn around and use on the people whom I like. Wait, no - I don't turn around. They do. Snarf! I wear the boots; you wear nothing. BDSM is my vessel of intimacy through control and arousal. The ultimate placement of my partner at my feet is key - lower your guard and I will love you for who you are rather than what you can do for me. The end is nothing; the road is all.
From the intimate chapters of my résumé: "Nathanael is an award-winning Marine Corps veteran and entrepreneur. Raised by world-traveling missionaries, he uses his multi-cultural background to connect with talented individuals from every walk of life. He lives in Emeryville with his partner and two cats." Don't you feel closer to me meow? It's like we've bonded. Now go back and read it again in 12-point Helvetica Light.