Polyamorous and pansexual. Good manners make me harder than a puzzle. Warm, affectionate, and rational. Imagine a cuddly HAL-9000. Oh yes. Open the pod-bay doors, bb... 2 ur heart. I digress. Efficiency, order, and minimalism give me all the boners, which I then turn around and use on the people whom I like. Wait, no - I don't turn around. They do. Snarf! I wear the boots; you wear nothing. BDSM is my vessel of intimacy through control and arousal. The ultimate placement of my partner at my feet is key. On that note, seatamer is mine. Would you like to ask her out? Go for it! You don't even have to message me about it (though doing so is both respectful and considerate).
From the intimate chapters of my résumé: "Nathanael Ligon is an award-winning Marine Corps veteran and entrepreneur. Raised by world-traveling missionaries, he uses his multi-cultural background to connect with talented individuals from every walk of life. He lives in Emeryville with his partner and two cats." Don't you feel closer to me meow? It's like we've bonded. Now go and read it again in 12-point Helvetica Light.